帝國反抗君 - PowerOp

還記得2004年的 珍奶秀 嗎？就是 Janet Jackson 在超級盃中場演出時，露出 ㄋㄟ ㄋㄟ 的那個事情？

這種事情在美國當然是歸 FCC （Federal Communications Commission，聯邦通信委員會）管囉。不過，「管制」這檔子事，本來就是容易引起爭議，當然也就是媒體做文章的好題材......

貼一個之前找到的，美國卡通 Family Guy （居家男人）其中一集 PTV 裡面，那首 罵 FCC 的歌。PTV 這一集就是 影射/延伸 珍奶秀 的 Wardrobe malfunction（服裝上出了問題），故事變了一下，說是因為某男明星的 trouser malfunction （褲子出了問題），在表演中露出了小GG，使得 FCC 對電視頻道嚴格管制，引起卡通男主角 Peter 的不爽，他決定自己來開個電視台：PTV，然後 FCC 當然就來管 PTV 了......

（嗯，在 YouTube 找不到這一集的片段，因為版權擁有者，福斯電視台，抓得很緊。這個是一個現場播映加演唱版，福斯應該是管不到）



網路上找來的歌詞：
Peter: They will clean up all your talking in a menace such as this
Brian: They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a piss
Stewie: And they'll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss
Peter, Brian, & Stewie: It's the plain situation!
There's no negiotiation!
Peter: With the fellows at the freakin FCC!

Brian: They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of the special interest groups...
Peter: Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops
Stewie: Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops!
Peter, Brian, & Stewie: Take a tip, take a lesson!
You'll never win by messin'
Peter: With the fellas at the freakin' FCC

And if you find yourself with some young sexy thing
You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling
Cause you can't say penis!

So they sent this little warning they're prepared to do the worst
Brian: And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you could be co-erced
Stewie: I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first!

Peter, Brian, & Stewie: They may just be neurotic
Or possible psychotic
They're the fellas at the freakin FCC!

卡通片段在 Hulu.com 可以找得到，一併附上，不過 Hulu 目前鎖 ip ，好像只有美國的ip才能觀賞。