October 24,2005

男人為什麼會有乳頭? Why do men have nipples?

(English context down below)

不是我在說, 這個標題的確是有點 "那個". 但是請注意, 這不是什麼色情的東西, 而是一本新書的書名, 就叫做 "Why do men have nipples?"

這本書的副標題是 "在喝完三杯馬丁尼之後你會問醫生的上百種問題 (Hundreds of questions you'd only ask a doctor after your third Martini)". 作者是 Mark Leyner 和 Billy Goldberg, M.D.

內容分成九個章節, 列出了你不好意思請教醫生, 只敢問問朋友, 或是連說都不敢說只能放在心裡疑問的許多問題. 譬如說好了, 為什麼吃完中國菜之後的一個小時你又肚子餓了 (Why you are hungry an hour after eating Chinese food)? 再者, 你有沒有可能把隱形眼鏡遺失在你的腦袋裡面 (Can you lose a contact lens in the back of your head)? 要吃多少粒罌粟花種子 (poppy seeds) 才能讓藥物測試失敗 (How many poppy seeds it would take to fail a drug test)?

現在, 回到我們一開始的問題. 為什麼男人會有乳頭? Why do men have nipples? 你知道嗎?

(請看答案)

Source: Diana Schwaeble, "Current" Editor


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(translated by Trouble)

I know this sound weird, but I didn't intend to be pervert. This is not something 'dirty', but that's the title of the new book, "Why do men have nipples?"

The subtitle for this book is "Hundreds of questions you'd only ask a doctor after your third Martini" and the authors are Mark Leyner and Billy Goldberg, M.D.

The 9 chapters of this book include embarrassing matters and questions that most people have but are usually too embarrassed to even bring it up to their friends, not to even mention asking the doctors. For example, "Why you are hungry an hour after eating Chinese food?"; "Can you lose a contact lens in the back of your head?"; "How many poppy seeds it would take to fail a drug test?"

Ok, now back to the topic, "Why do men have nipples?" Do you know why?

Source: Diana Schwaeble, "Current" Editor

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To feel less inferior compared to females (at least something they have).
Posted by Solnesko at October 25,2005 00:19
otherwise taylors would not know how to measure your chest when making a suit!
Posted by Luis AB at October 25,2005 00:27
So that they have a reason to wear bra (singlet)

So that they are only 1 part less than female anatomically

To show how inefficient males are cause their nipple doesn't really function as what it was intended for

To make female with AAA cup embarassed

To show off
Posted by Trouble at October 25,2005 00:42
to play with?
ps. are you okay?

k,

You want more questions when you are calling me sick? :-P
Posted by k at October 25,2005 01:03
to be used as antennas to attract suckers?
(am I creative or what?)

The Latin freelancer,

Told you NOT to get weird....
Posted by The Latin freelancer at October 25,2005 02:15
So that you could tell when they feel cold

I can tell you are getting creative. But I don't quite get it. Elaborate!
Posted by Luis AB at October 25,2005 02:25
We (men) have also the right to know if it is windy out there. You know, those kind of days when your nipples get kind of pointy.

Gotcha!!
Posted by Luis AB at October 25,2005 03:23
A Gift !!!
less cost, if they decided to have implant. Something that's already exist....


p/s: love the taylor's idea....

Dear Shen,
Oh man... now I begin to wonder what I got myself into. Hahaa!! We have so many creative people! Nice!

Welcome!!
Posted by Shen at October 25,2005 23:18
because we were developed as women...
X chromosome is probably more powerful than the Y, i suppose
Posted by e at November 9,2005 06:31
nevermind i'm sort of late eh?

e,

No, no, no, you are not late! I am glad you joined us! Any proof is more than welcome! Good to know the "theory" is not BS me. he-hee...

Your words provide triangulation! Good for you! (clap clap clap)
Posted by e at November 9,2005 06:32
Lovely. Great site.
Posted by home loan at January 30,2009 16:25