光 速 青 春

我的第一株Fake Plastic Tree 是阿一去日本的時候買給我的，後來完全上癮，現在已經種到第五棵，並且無限量擴充當中。床頭放了一棵小型的Flip Flap Q，有時候看書抬頭看它搖頭晃腦的真的很可愛。不小心逛到TOMY的網站又要出新的真的很跳腳，但是白色的看起來就賞心悅目，不久後應該又會出現在我的床頭吧…。

很久沒聽依然很紅的Radiohead，但是偶爾聽到Fake Plastic Tree還是會感動的要命，就像看到一堆日光盆栽們在我面前充滿希望地搖擺著葉子。其實會那麼喜歡這種東西的人或許心裡面其實都是空虛寂寞的要命，才會對沒有生命的假植物抱持著一股熱情，我想如果我是正能力很強的人，早就把香草種起來了。

Radiohead / Fake Plastic Tree

Her Green plastic watering can
For her fake Chinese rubber plant
In fake plastic earth
That she bought from a rubber man
In a town full of rubber plans
To get rid of itself
And it wears her out, it wears her out
It wears her out, it wears her out

She lives with a broken man
A cracked polystyrene man
Who just crumbles and burns
He used to do surgery
For girls in the eighties
But gravity always wins
And it wears him out, it wears him out
It wears him out, it wears him out

She looks like the real thing
She tastes like the real thing
My Fake Plastic Love
But I can't help the feeling
I could blow through the ceiling
If I just turn and run
And it wears me out, it wears me out
It wears me out, it wears me out

And if I could be who you wanted
If I could be who you wanted,
All the time, all the time, ohhh... ohh...