Predictable Junction

要死了啦Q口Q
第一次感覺知道唸到快哭出來是啥感覺...........
整個人一直狂自言自語阿(炸)
和小涼一起去覓食+散步的時候,
我 "........第一次了解殺人犯的心理......."
小涼 "阿?"
我 "為什麼大家看起來都這麼幸福!!!!!!!!!!吼嘎阿------------"
小涼 "沒錯!!!!(泣)"
已經不知道該往哪裡走的時候,還站在路邊發呆囧
小涼 "(看著行人)........我覺得我們好像不屬於這個世界=口="
我 "阿阿阿可惡阿阿阿"
總之,很抓狂.沒關係就算是這樣我還是要努力........
喔喔喔COCOA破500了耶!!!!!!!!!!!!(大指)

來說一下最近萌的東西ˇˇ
Les_Miserables 悲慘世界
喔阿阿阿我超級喜歡它的呀阿阿阿XDDDDDDDD
雖然DVD還沒看完哩ˇ不過每一首歌都好聽到不行阿(樂)
重點是...............
Valjean (尚萬強)和Javert(夏維爾)真的應該要談戀愛阿!!!!!!!!!!
我為這件事高興了好久阿XDDDD
本來以為只有我這麼覺得,沒想到很多人和我是一樣的嘛ˇ(拇指)
那天下午之後整個腦袋都在想這件事阿XDDDDD
莫名奇妙的心花開超多ˇˇˇˇ
(大家應該都知道他們是誰吧?就是那個被關了十九年的和一直在追捕他的刑警啦,他們是互叫名字次數最多的一對耶!!!!!!!!誰管他們是不是配角阿,在我心中他們一直都是第一主角啦!!!!!!!!)
歡迎這麼覺得的人來和我說喔(撒花)
徵求有書orDVD的人大方的借我唄~~
裡面放MASTER OF THE HOUSE,旅館老闆唱的那首
歌詞很有趣喔ˇ可惜我找不到好的中文翻譯囧
老闆和老闆娘的扮相我一整個喜歡阿XDDDD
這首歌也歡樂的不像話(喂)有聽過沒聽過都再點進去聽一次吧ˇ

Les Miserables - Master Of The House Lyrics

Thenardier
Welcome, M'sieur
Sit yourself down
And meet the best
Innkeeper in town
As for the rest
All of 'em crooks
Rooking their guests
And cooking the books
Seldom do you see
Honest men like me
A gent of good intent
Who's content to be

Master of the house
Doling out the charm
Ready with a handshake
And an open palm
Tells a saucy tale
Makes a little stir
Customers appreciate a bon-viveur
Glad to do a friend a favor
Doesn't cost me to be nice
But nothing gets you nothing
Everything has got a little price!

Master of the house
Keeper of the zoo
Ready to relieve 'em
Of a sou or two
Watering the wine
Making up the weight
Pickin' up their knick-knacks
When they can't see straight
Everybody loves a landlord
Everybody's buxom friend
I do whatever pleases
Jesus! Won't I bleed 'em in the end!

Thenardier & Drinkers
Master of the house
Quick to catch yer eye
Never wants a passerby
To pass him by
Servant to the poor
Butler to the great
Comforter, philosopher,
And lifelong mate!
Everybody's boon companion
Everybody's chaperone

Thenardier
But lock up your valises
Jesus! Won't I skin you to the bone!

[To another new customer...]

Enter M'sieur
Lay down your load
Unlace your boots
And rest from the road
This weighs a ton
Travel's a curse
But here we strive
To lighten your purse
Here the goose is cooked
Here the fat is fried
And nothing's overlooked
Till I'm satisfied

Food beyond compare
Food beyond belief
Mix it in a mincer
And pretend it's beef
Kidney of a horse
Liver of a cat
Filling up the sausages
With this and that

Residents are more than welcome
Bridal suite is occupied
Reasonable charges
Plus some little extras on the side!
Charge 'em for the lice
Extra for the mice
Two percent for looking in the mirror twice
Here a little slice
There a little cut
Three percent for sleeping with the window shut
When it comes to fixing prices
There are a lot of tricks he knows
How it all increases
All those bits and pieces
Jesus! It's amazing how it grows!

Thenardier & Chorus
Master of the house
Quick to catch yer eye
Never wants a passerby
To pass him by
Servant to the poor
Butler to the great
Comforter, philosopher,
And lifelong mate!
Everybody's boon companion
Gives 'em everything he's got

Thenardier
Dirty bunch of geezers
Jesus! What a sorry little lot!

Mme. Thenardier
I used to dream
That I would meet a prince
But God Almighty,
Have you seen what's happened since?
Master of the house?
Isn't worth me spit!
`Comforter, philosopher'
- and lifelong shit!
Cunning little brain
Regular Voltaire
Thinks he's quite a lover
But there's not much there
What a cruel trick of nature
Landed me with such a louse
God knows how I've lasted
Living with this bastard in the house!

Thenardier & Drinkers
Master of the house!

Mme. Thenardier
Master and a half!

Thenardier & Drinkers
Comforter, philosopher

Mme. Thenardier
Ah, don't make me laugh!

Thenardier & Drinkers
Servant to the poor
Butler to the great

Mme. Thenardier
Hypocrite and toady
And inebriate!

Thenardier & Drinkers
Everybody bless the landlord!
Everybody bless his spouse!

Thenardier
Everybody raise a glass

Mme. Thenardier
Raise it up the master's arse

All
Everybody raise a glass to the master of the house!



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