June 24,2008
嚴禁…
想不到好男人的必備條件(可能我還沒認真去想)
反而壞男人的個性與特徵非常多
這就是交往過程中所得到的心酸結晶吧
1)嚴禁菸酒賭嫖+借錢給別人或做擔保人
原因:
我不想背債or家門被潑油漆
我不想要死於AIDS或lung cancer..
我不想要酗酒被家暴…
2)嚴禁自戀自誇自我自私
原因:
妳會發現,原來最適合嫁給他的人只有他自己而已…
3)嚴禁嘴~~炮~~~
原因:
女人確實很容易被會講話的男人吸引沒錯
久而久之大概就能發現,這種男人說的永遠比做的多
可憐的是,妳會更看不起他,OS在心:e04!!這男人怎麼這麼沒用!!
4)嚴禁0責任感
原因:
一樣。相處久了,妳會瞧不起這樣的男人。
5)嚴禁愛計較
原因:
計較計較計較!是不是男人啊你!
6)嚴禁劈腿
原因:
廢話!劈腿就是不老實啊!
7)嚴禁浪費
原因:
純屬個人偏好,就是喜歡樸實的人。
8)嚴禁談吐沒內涵沒氣質
原因:
妳能想像動不動就幹啊!操啊!媽的咧!的男人嗎?
好啦,我承認自己也常幹幹叫的,但至少還有打馬賽克吧
9)嚴禁生活作息不正常
原因:
我不希望另一半健康有所損害,這樣我還得照顧另一半!切~
10)嚴禁偏藍……
原因:
我知道,這個純屬個人偏好
但是偏藍有時真的會影響到思考與邏輯
造成生活中的觀念也會有差異,相處起來會蠻辛苦的。
排除以上10點嚴禁項目,會是什麼樣的男人咧?
反而壞男人的個性與特徵非常多
這就是交往過程中所得到的心酸結晶吧

1)嚴禁菸酒賭嫖+借錢給別人或做擔保人
原因:
我不想背債or家門被潑油漆
我不想要死於AIDS或lung cancer..
我不想要酗酒被家暴…
2)嚴禁自戀自誇自我自私
原因:
妳會發現,原來最適合嫁給他的人只有他自己而已…
3)嚴禁嘴~~炮~~~
原因:
女人確實很容易被會講話的男人吸引沒錯
久而久之大概就能發現,這種男人說的永遠比做的多
可憐的是,妳會更看不起他,OS在心:e04!!這男人怎麼這麼沒用!!
4)嚴禁0責任感
原因:
一樣。相處久了,妳會瞧不起這樣的男人。
5)嚴禁愛計較
原因:
計較計較計較!是不是男人啊你!
6)嚴禁劈腿
原因:
廢話!劈腿就是不老實啊!
7)嚴禁浪費
原因:
純屬個人偏好,就是喜歡樸實的人。
8)嚴禁談吐沒內涵沒氣質
原因:
妳能想像動不動就幹啊!操啊!媽的咧!的男人嗎?
好啦,我承認自己也常幹幹叫的,但至少還有打馬賽克吧

9)嚴禁生活作息不正常
原因:
我不希望另一半健康有所損害,這樣我還得照顧另一半!切~
10)嚴禁偏藍……
原因:
我知道,這個純屬個人偏好

但是偏藍有時真的會影響到思考與邏輯
造成生活中的觀念也會有差異,相處起來會蠻辛苦的。
排除以上10點嚴禁項目,會是什麼樣的男人咧?

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Sorry to let you down... but I think that's too good to be true~
I was evaluation myself with this list...
I am not: 1, 3, 4, 6, 9, and 10.
I am somewhat: 2, 5, 7, and 8.
Sometimes I like to say~ see~ I am pretty good at this and that~ (2)
Sometimes I tend to become a little competitive when I play game... (5)
Sometimes I like to collectible junks, and manga~ =P (7)
Sometimes I just can't help, but curse out loud when I drive... I can't stand people who can't drive properly... =P
Posted by Joe
at June 24,2008 21:25
我很好奇,到目前為止,有沒有人可以十點全部符合? XD
如果真有這樣的人,萬一太醜,太老,太矮,太無趣的話,妳還會愛上他嗎?
如果真有這樣的人,萬一太醜,太老,太矮,太無趣的話,妳還會愛上他嗎?
Posted by coolmoon
at June 24,2008 22:40
第一項
前面的我沒有
不過我有借人家錢過
第三項
有嘴炮馬政府而已XD
第八項
偶爾也會XX啊 ~~但女生前比較不會:P
第10項
嗯嗯~~基本上我是沒偏那邊
但單獨討厭馬先生
Posted by 芒果
at June 24,2008 23:03

排除以上10點嚴禁項目,會是什麼樣的男人咧?
別人的男人~~XD
Posted by 項
at June 25,2008 06:29
Joe,
2) 你會說常說:"你看~大家都說我很帥~大家都說我好man~跟我在一起真是讓妳有面子"之類的話嗎? 常說大概指一個禮拜必說兩三次的..或走在路上覺得其他女生都在用眼光強暴你, 或看到別的女生的男朋友會說:"她男朋友好醜, 她男朋友好宅! 怎麼有這麼醜的男朋友?!" ←如果你有如此傾向才有符合第二點嚴禁事項吧XD
5) i think everybody\\\\\\\'s a little competitive when playing game, but that doesn\\\\\\\'t equate with愛計較吧XD
7) 奢侈浪費...大概是指非名牌不用, 冷氣開到16度, 出門也不關(堅持回來了可以繼續涼快不會被熱到),而且不知小吃攤為何物的公主或王子吧...另外偷偷告訴你, 我也會收集漫畫的啊- -b
8) 我在加拿大開車的時候心情會通常都是很平靜很好的, 可是回到台灣, 這幾年開車的經驗, 真的讓我開始變得幹聲連連..但我所謂的罵髒話大概是:「那個xxx真是x他x的GY!」或形容某樣事情說法會是類似: that thing is fucking good, this person is fucking stupid..that place is fucking boring, etc.....I mean, come on! Do you have to use "fucking" as adjective everytime and all the time?!?!
coolmoon,
太醜,太老,太矮,太無趣
↑我覺得這種東西是情人眼裡出西施的,比較難說喔@@
芒果~
當然不是超過你的能力借錢給別人吧
而且如果你一次借別人十幾二十萬,你會不會追討不回來,到時候去找黑道潑他油漆XD
8) 這就是我要說的= =+你可以在外面跟別人斤斤計較, 可是如果是在女孩子面前(特別是女朋友)還跟她斤斤計較的話, 除了傷感情, 還真是會被女生瞧不起, 還有~被女方的家長看不起= =!!
10) 乖~在泛藍人眼裡,你大概已經不中立了~而且是泛綠的沒水準鄉民XD
項~
對啊, 別人的男人跟自己的爸爸才是好男人吧XDDDDD
你又好久沒出現了= =a
Posted by PD
at June 25,2008 10:02
咦...
怎麼跟我對自己的要求很像...@@
...
好吧, 我足球鞋很多雙...正版遊戲很多片...Orz
Posted by NightSun
at June 25,2008 14:02
小姐第八項是罵XX吧 = =
TO NightSun
你都玩pc game 還是tv game啊
目前我玩360
不過沒很多錢
只買了四片
Posted by 芒果
at June 25,2008 14:07
NS~
我買正版的會先考慮值不值得耶..
唯一買過正版的只有軒轅劍參
而且還是白金DVD版的唷XD
有足球鞋, 跟有"很多足球鞋"意思不太一樣吧(指)XD
偷偷提醒有人星期一要報告啊...(噓)
芒果~
啊..我的白內障+青光眼復發了嗎⊙x⊙b
在女生&小孩&年老長者面前罵髒話都不太好^^;
奢侈的360..= =
Posted by PD
at June 25,2008 17:10
也有同樣的好奇,排除以上10點嚴禁項目,會是什麼樣的男人咧?
PD若遇到了,是不是考慮給我們來個示範教學!
Posted by H.T.
at June 25,2008 19:20
Whew~ then I guess I am not qualified for number 2~ =)
okay, I guess I can take number 5 off my list~
Although I want to take number 7 off myself, I know I really waste a lot of money on many different things, I don't care about brands, but I can buy the same game many times when they have just modified a little bit. The best example is a game called Dragon Quest, I bought Dragon Quest V for 5 times so far, twice on Super Nintendo, twice on PS2, once on Nintendo DS... I sound crazier now, right? I just can't help it, especially to something I have loved ever since I was little...
For number 8, ohh, haha, I know what you meant, I guess I don't curse "as much," but who doesn't curse, right?
Posted by Joe
at June 25,2008 21:00
喔喔喔!
PD也有買軒參白金版!! (握爪)
我還有天之痕, MaxPayne, and 一堆...
不過我指的是Xbox360的正版...
所以我說我有很多雙...(誠實)
以上證明我不符合第7項嗎...T^T
什麼? 誰星期一要報告? 我嗎?...
你怎麼知道! =口= (大驚)...
其實還有三個星期...(茶)
@芒果
哈,
以前都玩pc game,
買了360之後就轉到360上,
pc就用來玩經典的老遊戲了~
Posted by NightSun
at June 26,2008 01:19
我的天ㄚ
好像沒有一項合格
還好已經死會
不然會很傷心
被美女十振出局
Posted by chihchun46
at June 26,2008 11:48
HT~
真的遇到這種男人喔!!我一定會大聲公廣播出來第一個通報你的:)
NS~
我還有手機吊飾, 海報, 攻略, 畫冊.....
我以前也有收集很多東西的嗜好
不知怎麼老了就漸漸戒掉了
所以唉~趁年輕, 能瘋狂的要多瘋狂啊~(當然還是不能太浪費啦)啊不是你自己說要報告的嗎,不然你以為我通靈唷XD
CHIHCHUN,
這樣很好啊, 代表你的另一半是佛心來的~~XD(被毆)
Posted by PD
at June 27,2008 10:27
Joe,
i used to collect tools for manga drawing, and i have a big bookshelf full of manga and manga teaching books too... but i guess all those interests just sorta fade away when i get older, being preoccupied with work, and just wanna sit and rot and be lazy after hectic working hoursX_X
so who know, maybe when you get out of school, you'll gradually quit those interests without even tryingQ_Q
so stay young! stay in school! lol..
Posted by PD
at June 27,2008 10:32
該不會是那種老掉牙的答案才能解吧?
要找到像這樣的人,『一個已死,另一個尚未出生』!
不過令人慶幸地,原來不是所有的女生都是迷馬的。
Posted by 859m
at June 30,2008 14:02
應該是『一個已死、一個尚未出生、一個已經是別人的老公了XD』
馬有符合以上十點嚴禁嗎:O????
Posted by PD
at June 30,2008 14:13
Prima Donna..你的心酸結晶內容真有趣...好多回應ㄋㄟ~~~~
建議修改一下...好男人必備的條件
1)嚴禁賭嫖(但借不借錢給別人或做不做擔保人--由你決定)
9)生活作息
排除以上8點嚴禁項目加上面兩點修正,還都是很正常男人呀......放寛一點點, 就會有很多好男人出現在你身邊
Posted by abc123
at June 30,2008 22:31
Maybe my writing style seems too young~ XP~ but I am already out of school, and am already working~ XP~ BUT! I am still trying to stay young, still trying to stay active~
Posted by Joe
at July 1,2008 02:31
ABC大~
由你決定是指由我決定, 還是由男人自己決定?
因為我是生活作息不正常怕拍身體ㄟ過來人, 所以我不希望我的另一半也如此, 不然他怕拍身體我要照顧就麻煩了= =b同樣的,我也會好好照顧我自己,盡量不變成另一半的負擔:)
Joe,
nope nope, your writing style is not too young at all, but i just thought that you were still in school@@~
staying young and active is good, but that doesn't equate to being irresponsible:) that is the big difference we have to make clear of:) and i really envy those of you who can stay abroad and work. DON'T EVER COME BACK!!!
Posted by PD
at July 1,2008 10:43
修正
1)嚴禁賭嫖(但借不借錢給別人或做不做擔保人--由你女人決定)
9)生活作息(補上這些不見的字--得視工作及職場需要放寬一些些)
Posted by abc123
at July 1,2008 20:34
因我的工作職場是無法避免煙酒, 所以可以体會到別人也會有可能. 如果你也將這兩項列入嚴禁...那只有神了不是人了, 好男人的人生大概也無意思了.
Posted by abc123
at July 1,2008 20:41
講話很帥性
一針見血~
話說回來如果真有符合這十項的男人
久了你還是會嫌他沒思想吧~
Posted by 小月
at July 1,2008 21:41
ACB大~
我不知道好男人生命中沒有菸酒是什麼樣的無意義人生耶..
可能是因為我從小就是看著菸酒不沾的老爸長大的吧@_@
我要找的應該不是神, 我承認我有戀父情節XDDDD
小月~
沒思想? 這我沒想過呢:O
倒是因為太多男人都是沒做到以上10點
所以有勇氣做到以上10點嚴禁, 敢勇於跟別的男人不同的才是有思想的真男人XD
好啦~我承認我太嚴格了啦
把門禁放寬到11pm, 這樣行了吧, 哈哈~~XD
Posted by PD
at July 2,2008 09:36
Donna:
Friedrich結婚前倒是告訴自己:枕邊人的意識型態(也就是妳的第十項)絕對不能和自己相左。個人認為,政治議題若是成為夫妻爭吵的來源和依據,或許很難長長久久吧!至少我個人是無法接受的。
Friedrich和內人應該算是「革命同志」或「愛人同志」吧…^.^
Posted by Friedrich
at July 2,2008 14:27
Prima Donna, did you go back to Taiwan because you wanted to do something for Taiwan?
I think I will probably stay here for good because I have already spent near half of my life here and I don't think I can get used to the weather in Taiwan anymore... that's probably the biggest challenge for me~
Posted by Joe
at July 2,2008 20:52
可是某些天(5~10天)還是會奉命到不同國家的地方去拜訪/接洽客戶談談生意的或是指導生產技術的business trip, 那又該麼辦呢???或又奉命招待外國客人的來訪....就這二種情況之下,把門禁只放寬到11pm, 這可要如何是好ㄋㄟ~~, 又如不久我將有遠行...^0^ 哈哈~~XD
Posted by abc123
at July 3,2008 00:08
Friedrich大~
我曾經想過在相親的時候直接問對方:你希望統一還是獨立?
這樣要留還是要振出局,一個答案就可以知道,不用再浪費時間了= =...
我最多能接受度爛政治都不想投不想管的這樣..
不過F大倒是很幸福= =..有空介紹太太上來大家認識吧=D
Joe,
lol...do something for Taiwan??? NEVER!!!!
i\'ve lived in canada since i was 8 years old, so why did i come back to taiwan? i guess i just miss taiwan too much, and partially because my ex-bf is in taiwan.
but i\'ve never thought i could do something for taiwan. i\'m too tiny to have any noticeable contribution..XD
and i do..i very very much do miss canada, lovely maple country=\'(
and yeah..tw\'s summer is a kill for kids who grew up in north america most of their lives..lol
ACB大...我突然心裡想到一句話:「那就去結紮吧!」對不起,你打偶哪裡都可以,可是別打偶滴臉~~XD
請問大ㄟ未婚嗎?能過這樣飛來飛去的生活也不錯呢:O
我就是那個為了男人放棄過這樣飛來飛去的生活的笨蛋= =+
Posted by PD
at July 3,2008 09:40
Lovely Donna ..I'm sorry for my sayings. Don't be angry about what I said (Above words are merely my suggestions).失礼しました。すみません。
Posted by abc123
at July 3,2008 11:19
我是學生時代認識另外一半,而且大家都已經是研究院階段,年齡和思想比較成熟一些,當然也比較務實一些,所以很多觀念的溝通在當時都比較直接不拐彎抹角。換句話說,若是以「結婚」為前提來「交際」(日文,交往之意),「難聽話」要先講在前,如此對日後的相處問題上比較不會有芥蒂。
Posted by Friedrich
at July 3,2008 11:21
ABC大~
您誤會大了啦^"^;;;
您說的情形確實我明白有其道理, 但是在看到許多出社會的男人後..我真的心理創傷很大XD
如您所說的情形 需要常出國的 或長期派駐在國外的, 妻小丟在台灣, 雖然沒養小老婆但都會去酒店玩..所以我很憤憤不平XD
Friedrich大~
原來是浪漫的校園戀愛啊!
我反而覺得先小人後君子難聽話講在先, 比送花送禮物每天說我愛你還要浪漫耶!!因為這代表彼此就算觀念不同, 仍然可以溝通並互相包容. 比起那些整天說我愛你, 一遇到該談正經點嚴肅點了解對方的話題,就馬上見笑登生氣的笨蛋還要浪漫!
Posted by PD
at July 3,2008 14:18
Wow, 8 years old... can you still go back to Canada then?
Also, don't be too modest, everyone can contribute a little to Taiwan~ =D~
When did you go back to Taiwan by the way?
Posted by Joe
at July 3,2008 20:27
I came back in May 2004, just about in time to catch up with the prolonging horrible act put up by 宋楚瑜 and 連戰 and other blue maniacs. My dad was so angry i got back to Taiwan at such bad timing, he was so nervous that our awful neighbor was gonna launch missels anytime to take over Taiwan!
To be honest, I was scared too when I went back, and kept on thinking to myself: What the F is wrong with me?! I should be in Canada enjoying life, not back in Taiwan living under threat and terribly hot summer!!
I can still go back to Canada anytime I want..:P
Posted by PD
at July 4,2008 09:17
Lovely Donna...Thanks for ur forgiveness
Posted by abc123
at July 4,2008 21:36
I can't imagine living in Taiwan while being bombard with the prolonging horrible act put up by 宋楚瑜 and 連戰 and those blue maniacs...
When you have a long distance relationship... someone has to give in... I guess PD was the one to compromise in this case~ Would you mind sharing what happened then that you would forgo this relationship that you sacrificed so much for?
I do believe, it's easier to find the right guy with similar cultural background in Taiwan than when you are living overseas, also, I also think Taiwanese guys are the best Asian guys you can find on earth~ XP~
Posted by Joe
at July 7,2008 21:03
ABC~
you're politeness is too much^_^
Joe~
I don't like long distance relationship, but I always get into long distance relationship..XD I'll write some more to share with you later=)
I also have the exact same thought with you!! One of my standard in finding a guy is HE MUST BE A TAIWANESE!!! (but i hate fake Taiwanese!!) However, i have a problem dating with TW guys, coz I am, after all, a kid who grew up in western culture. My values, to some degree, are still quite different to those TW who have been living in TW all their lives and not educated by western culture@_@
Posted by PD
at July 8,2008 09:40
Thanks for sharing, I will be waiting~
I got your point, but what do you mean by fake Taiwanese? you meant like ABT(American born Taiwanese) or Chinese who lives in Taiwan?
I think it's more of a problem for you because you went to Canada when you were so little, so you are more westernized than I am... I am in the middle of nowhere now...
Posted by Joe
at July 8,2008 19:27
Joe,
ABT's are okay, but I hate華客s..XD
fake Taiwanese can be both華客or滯台支那人or those purely dumb taiwanese who have no sense of country at all!!
When did you go to USA? with your whole family? are you an immigrant?
Posted by PD
at July 9,2008 14:03
I came for a little over 10 years now, since I was 15, I finished junior high school in Taiwan, so I can basically read/write/speak Chinese without any problem... well... writing maybe... because I haven't done so in a long time~ XP~
And yeah, I am an immigrant, I came here when I received my green card, but now I don't have a green card anymore because I can vote in the US now~ I have a lot of families both here and in Taiwan, but the closest family members are mostly in Taiwan, my parents and my older brother. My younger brother is here with me, just me and him since I was 16 or 17, so we have been pretty independent~
Posted by Joe
at July 9,2008 19:49
我曾經想過在相親的時候直接問對方:你希望統一還是獨立?
如果他回答統一世界呢?_?
也可能是回答:台南市獨立XD
Posted by 芒果
at July 9,2008 21:54
Wait a second... 芒果... you are too young to go to 相親 ba... but that's a very important question to ask~ you can immediately tell if she is Chinese or Taiwanese, or a spy from China~
Posted by Joe
at July 10,2008 20:37
通常好男人=別人的男友或老公,因為牠們已經被訓練的很有教養與愛乾淨,所以每個女人才會追求這種夢幻生物,到手了也不一定能接著馴養,更增加了女人的渴望。
Posted by 三小喵
at July 11,2008 17:31
芒果~
我想我喊台中獨立大概也沒用
飛彈射過來第一個中..-_-
Joe~
I did go to my first 相親already..XD
my co-workers say if i wanna get married by age 30, i'd better start 相親nowXDDD
三小喵~
那好像是無法避免的宿命啊..好老公好男友養成計劃..
Posted by PD
at July 11,2008 17:51
Damn... I didn't know 相親 is so popular these days~ how did it go on your first 相親?
Posted by Joe
at July 12,2008 23:35
it wasn't 相親yet, but my supervisor took me to 媒婆's home and 媒婆 asked me to leave some information with her, like my age/ height/ family background/ what kind of guy i'm looking for, etc...and it was supposed to be a session for 媒婆 to know something about me, so she could find the right guy for me, but it ended up 媒婆 chatting to my supervisor about their kids' school performance and some other girl's dating gossip..XDDD
Posted by PD
at July 14,2008 10:59
LOL~ that sounds pretty fun~ you should have interrupted and be like... hey hey hey... I thought this is about me~
Posted by Joe
at July 14,2008 19:30
lol..i wanted to, but i didn't..
and the 媒婆 hasn't called me since the only time i saw her, for like 3 weeks now!!
damn..!
Posted by PD
at July 16,2008 16:05
maybe the qualities you listed were too hard to find? You know not every guy can be like the guy from slam dunk~ XD
Posted by Joe
at July 16,2008 20:28
櫻木's not bad too~XD
but i actually like眼鏡仔..all responsible and sweet...(blush)
Posted by PD
at July 19,2008 09:23
I remember I had 櫻木's hairstyle once... it was an accident, but it turned out not too bad at the end~
Posted by Joe
at July 23,2008 20:04
嚴禁偏藍……>>哈哈!!我也有位支持綠營的同學,曾經在部落格寫出與她男友交往的十大原因,其中有一點是:我們都支持民進黨!
Posted by 680
at August 3,2008 17:17
Joe,
你是把頭髮染紅然後剃光嗎@____@
680,
我想要擴張到只要看任何台灣新聞超過1小時的列入嚴禁
哇哈哈哈哈~~~
Posted by PD
at August 4,2008 17:53
hahaha, just the style, not the color~
Posted by Joe
at August 5,2008 20:51
lol
he always reminds me of dennis rodmanXD
Posted by PD
at August 11,2008 09:51
haha, not that bad ba~ but if you meant what he is good at, yeah, he is like Dennis
Posted by Joe
at August 12,2008 02:04
籃板王嗎XD
hum...where is he now anyway?
haven't heard much news from this guy..:S
Posted by PD
at August 13,2008 17:46
I remember he went to shoot some movie, then porno... by the way, I tend to grab a lot of rebounds too~ =D
Posted by Joe
at August 14,2008 01:38
my bro doesn't get rebounds to avoid landing on other ppl's feet(冏
take care of those ankles if you grab rebounds!
Posted by PD
at August 15,2008 11:54
My style of grabbing the rebound is safer than usual I think... I did what Dennis Rodman did, I tapped the ball and then grabbed it~ =D~ I have developed this technique from playing with guys who are taller than me...
Posted by Joe
at August 15,2008 21:38
hum..how tall are you@@?
Posted by PD
at August 19,2008 09:14
I am 5'10". Average height here~ =D~
Posted by Joe
at August 20,2008 03:05
=D
Posted by PD
at August 20,2008 13:29