An Unfinished Movie Script

I don't want you anymore,
'Cause you took my joy.
You make me a defective Woody Allen,
Every bit as neurotic but without the wit.
Do you hear the doorbell ringing?
I invited Hannibal over for dinner.

Some are yellow around the margins,
Some unevenly colored with a brown crayon.

I must hurry up,
Before it turns into another piece of art.

Today the prestigious golden horse opened to the public;
All the knights and the wannabes stood in line for a ride.
The first who got there was so astounded by its speed,
He wandered off the trail and returned after long delay.
To express anger, the ones behind took their time as well.
Five hours later, it was finally my turn, but the pony had died.

It was drizzling again.

Attacked by the wind, my umbrella kept flipping inside out. It seemed the bus would never arrive. Naturally, I got a little irritated. Yet there was this boy next to me rubbing a balloon, an orange balloon from Ponderosa so unholy.

So I said to him, "You rub that balloon one more time...."

And he did.

鬥士精準地倒在雙黃線上，
無力再向前攻進。

垂死的呻吟穿透耳機，
我不去聽，
盡量不去聽。

I shouldn't have switched on my cell.

Surely there are better ways to start a day
Than reading a message like that.

Am I supposed to give you credit for honesty,
And respond with the catch phrase I hate?

Sorry, but I don't want to be a saint.

There's no telling when I'll fall prey to relapse,
But indulge me to celebrate this moment of clarity.

Okay.
Okay.
Okay.

說成這樣未免誇張
只是有點心不在焉

壓到黑管鈴聲大作
卡在中間進退兩難

難道最近聽國語歌
也是一種行為表現

拿定主意好嗎？
到底要向左或向右？

不然用力扯吧！
扯斷上輩子的恩怨。

從今以後，紅綠燈只有裝飾性質了，因為會有一雙手圍成堅固的保護牆。

「萬一天橋不見了呢？」
「那就聽天由命囉。」

媽呀！《我的人魚女友》結局也來得太措手不及。

麻煩把編劇送上斷頭台。