公關小姐

尤小弟在2008年7月8日晚間十點零六分瓜瓜墜地。我的稱謂立刻晉升一級，變成了姑姑。

尤小弟是一隻晚上出生的「老鼠」，晚上是老鼠正活躍的時候，尤小弟一定很活潑好動、東鑽西跑。

尤小弟耳朵大，一定有福氣。

尤小弟太陽是巨蟹座，月亮在處女，上升在雙魚，水星是雙子，金星在巨蟹，火星則是處女座，尤小弟一定是個細心孝順、重視家庭的好孩子，擁有悲天憫人的情操以及一身的好才藝，是個重視細節的完美主義者。

尤小弟，你會健康快樂的長大，你會聰明、樂觀、勇敢又孝順，你的爸媽和爺爺奶奶、外公外婆，還有我，會祝福你、陪伴你。

尤小弟，在我還沒想到該怎麼跟你正式自我介紹前，我，你的姑姑，先借用「麥克阿瑟為子祈禱文」獻上我的祝福。至於誰是麥克阿瑟，我想你以後會認識的，應該會是在你國中二年級的時候的國文課本的第三冊的第八課...

Build me a son, O Lord, who will be strong enough to know when he is weak, and brave enough to face himself when he is afraid; one who will be proud and unbending in honest defeat, and humble and gentle in victory.

Build me a son whose wishbone will not be where his backbone should be; a son who will know Thee and that to know himself is the foundation stone of knowledge.

Lead him I pray, not in the path of ease and comfort, but under the stress and spur of difficulties and challenge. Here let him learn to stand up in the storm; here let him learn compassion for those who fail.

Build me a son whose heart will be clear, whose goal will be high; a son who will master himself before he seeks to master other men; one who will learn to laugh, yet never forget how to weep; one who will reach into the future, yet never forget the past.

And after all these things are his, add, I pray, enough of a sense of humor, so that he may always be serious, yet never take himself too seriously. Give him humility, so that he may always remember the simplicity of true greatness, the open mind of true wisdom, the meekness of true strength.