2007年09月3日

【轉載】殺手面試

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done there were 3 finalists.

Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"

"The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife"  The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.

Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.

After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, She wiped the sweat from her brow.

"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said.
"I had to beat him to death with the chair."

MORAL : Women are evil. Don't mess with them !!!!!!!!

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差D笑爆肚!真系甘應“最毒婦人心”?
Posted by 公主娘 at 2007年09月3日 20:48
公主娘
講真:我比我老公冷血架 ^++++^
Posted by 郁記 at 2007年09月4日 21:48
真係笑死我!!! ^++++^
不過講到絕情, 男人點都唔及女人!
呢樣係真嘅...
Posted by 波菲媽 at 2007年09月15日 21:04
波菲媽
我都係咁話
Posted by 郁記 at 2007年09月19日 22:40