無處歸途 —— 傑飛的部落格

(SVU 8x18)

Boy: You can't keep us in here!

Fin:I'm sure your daddy will bail your ass out.

Munch: I called him two hours ago. Looks like daddy thinks he could use a night in jail.

Fin: You finish processing the princes, and I'll take them all down to central booking.

Boy: You can’t do this, I want my parents!

Munch: Yeah and I want the troops home, the Kyoto protocol signed and an Tijuana oil job from Miss February.

John Munch: Miss Webber was told to disrobe, put her feet up in stirrups, and try to picture David Hasselhoff on Baywatch.

Defense Attorney: Objection! Your honor, this witness is not qualified to testify on the treatment for hysteria.

John Munch: Actually, sir, I am. Up until 1952, hysteria was one of the most commonly diagnosed illnesses among women. The medical treatment was hysterical paroxysm.

Court Reporter: Could the witness spell that?

John Munch: O-R-G-A-S-M.