無處歸途 —— 傑飛的部落格

John Munch: Miss Webber was told to disrobe, put her feet up in stirrups, and try to picture David Hasselhoff on Baywatch.

Defense Attorney: Objection! Your honor, this witness is not qualified to testify on the treatment for hysteria.

John Munch: Actually, sir, I am. Up until 1952, hysteria was one of the most commonly diagnosed illnesses among women. The medical treatment was hysterical paroxysm.

Court Reporter: Could the witness spell that?

John Munch: O-R-G-A-S-M.