December 26,2005
家族聚會的考驗

節慶佳節是家族聚會的時候。月圓人團圓,理當是件讓人期待的一樁美事。只不過,這種場合總是讓人繃緊神經,要有接受無預警的各種問題的心理準備。從學業成績到工作婚姻,叔伯姑姨的問題輪了又一輪,真不知道家族聚會的目的是在敘舊往來還是盤問拷打?每年的節日應景電影,總是免不了在這一點上多所著墨。
美國Bloomsbury出版社在今年11月發行的《50 Relatives Worse Than Yours》(比你家親戚更糟的五十個人),就是要安慰讀者,讓讀者慶幸自家親戚沒有像書裡的人物一樣怪異。如果偏不巧就有與書中一樣的親戚,只能安慰自己,再糟也不會糟到哪裡去了。
美國詩人Sylvia Plath曾經寫了一首描述家族聚會場景的詩作〈Family Reunion〉(中譯可參考〈家族聚會〉)。想來不分中外,家族聚會的場合,讓人壓力只有不減反增。
"Family Reunion"
Outside in the street I hear
A car door slam; voices coming near;
Incoherent scraps of talk
And high heels clicking up the walk;
The doorbell rends the noonday heat
With copper claws;
A second's pause.
The dull drums of my pulses beat
Against a silence wearing thin.
The door now opens from within.
Oh, hear the clash of people meeting ---
The laughter and the screams of greeting:
Fat always, and out of breath,
A greasy smack on every cheek
From Aunt Elizabeth;
There, that's the pink, pleased squeak
Of Cousin Jane, out spinster with
The faded eyes
And hands like nervous butterflies;
While rough as splintered wood
Across them all
Rasps the jarring baritone of Uncle Paul;
The youngest nephew gives a fretful whine
And drools at the reception line.
Like a diver on a lofty spar of land
Atop the flight of stairs I stand.
A whirlpool leers at me,
I cast off my identity
And make the fatal plunge.
附註:可見安排家族聚會容易讓人抓狂,在Amazon.com搜尋一下,發現不少本教人如何安排家族聚會的書籍。我想,看了不會比較有幫助,見招拆招大概還實際一點。
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家族聚會書籍我會拿來蓋泡麵!!
蓋泡麵的器材有很多選擇,不需要花錢買一本書來蓋泡麵。
每次提到此事都快失去理智了