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Past & New - 舊與新

舊的人事物，總會是最美好的；而新的人事物，卻是充滿新奇與刺激。朋友亦是如此 ! 人生之中，交朋友這檔事：來的快；去也快！真正會在生命中停留許久者又有幾個呢？ (繼續閱讀...)

Apology

       06.07.2008 - Berkely
         Borneo (Backyard)

Short time

In the short time, I can make a lot of friends who are form different country. That is interesting and fresh thing to me. I come to U.S.A in 20th June, also is my first time to leave my country. Each new thing is full of fun and challenge to me. Although I had learned English for two years in Taiwan, I still could speak very well in my first day. In the first day, I looked like a idiot. To pass by long time, my English improve a lot ; I make a lot of new friends. So what! I don’t know. Everyone come to here, they have many kind of reason to learn English. Sometimes I always think treating new friends kindly that is good or not good. To face them, I am a funny person and bring happy for them. In other hand, when I feel upset or misgiving, I can tell who. Don’t know. Maybe only a few people can realize me. But these things have any mean, I don’t think so. Only two month, who care u ! who u are ! Everyone just care themselves. In here, To make a good friend that is so difficult. Maybe have 1-2, But so what !

Final Time - 最後

060723002088 一長串的數字看起來是毫無意義可言，卻是我離開台灣的時間。062005是我大學畢業的時間，多少跟我同一個時間畢業的人；現在不是在工作就是已經取得碩士。我卻是選擇一條無法預測的路，走了兩年。從一個英文文盲到一個會聽會說會寫會看的人；從執著期經過退卻期到預備期，最後的焦燥不安期。至少終於我沒放棄這個夢想。也許很多人會認為我只是為了喝洋奶，才會決定花那麼多時間上在出國唸書上。但我從未如此去想，雖然我已經忘記最當初出國的理由，我只能說這是我計畫中的事情，想去國外看看，這也是我現在的想法。雖然我不知道出國之後會吃多少苦或是會迷路在大街上，或者是嚎啕大哭的說想回台灣，只因為一個人過的很苦很悶，每天被作業追著跑。但儘管如此，我不會輕言放棄能出去唸書的機會。也許有好段時間不能見到家人和朋友們，但這也是我自己的選擇。選了就不後悔，決不輕言放棄學業。

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白居易賞鳥—燕詩示劉叟樑上有雙燕，翩翩雄與雌；銜泥兩椽間，一巢生四兒；四兒日夜長，索食聲孜孜；青蟲不易捕，黃口無飽期；嘴爪雖欲弊，心力不知疲；須臾千來往，猶恐巢中飢；辛勤三十日，母瘦雛漸肥；喃喃教言語，一一刷羽衣；一旦羽翼成，引上庭樹枝；舉翅不回顧，隨風四散飛；雌雄空中鳴，聲盡呼不歸；卻入空巢裡，啁啾整夜悲；燕燕爾勿悲，爾當反自思；思爾為雛日，高飛背母時，當時父母念，今日爾應知。 (繼續閱讀...)

Jazz Tomtom 2002 - 3D

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Hey ! I don't want to be a coldhearted guy

I don't know why ! Have any problem in my brain ? Why did me appear to look a coldherated guy ? I want to know what happen in my brain. When I saw the pretty woderful film, I couldn't feel it to toutch me deeply in my heart. I really want to touctch this feel. But I stil couln't get more motion from anytihing! However, all friends around in my side, they always said '' hey ! u are totally a coldheated guy ! when u face anything and anyone, u have not any motion. I really hate and dislike to listen this. I know that my motion is different form others, when they saw the tragic movie, news , else ; they always cry for these poor human and things. Yes ! In my eyes and my heart, I know these all are poor and touch in my heart. Just my brain talk to me, Oh ! Just Oh ! . Hey ! I really really hate this feel. I want my brain can combine with my my heart ; not apart two area ! One day ! If I want to be a good creator for the work, I couldn't be a coldhearted guy. This mean that I konw, and I really want to feel and toutch anything by my heart not my brain. Besides, I really care all my friends; I just appear other function to care them. But don't want to image me in ur heart , I should to treat u like who ! I just a normal person. May I treat u very well, but when the life have change, people grow up! u and me all will chagne to treat anyone. But I want to say that. I am toally to treasue my family and my friends. Just I appear other way ! May I feel thing that is slow to toutch in my heart. But not mean I am a coldhearted guy ! Jusy my brain anf heart apart two area. And now I try to chang this case. Just don't say I am a bloodhearted guy

First Toutch 2001 - 3D

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Peng

Dear Peng : When I was a teenager in the eighteen years old, I met and told with u at first time. Never think too much, we will become the best friend and that friendship still keeps up now. I forever remembered that night that we told each other and about Maya things which were ancient cultures. Now, I still learn Maya, but it is 3D software not a ancient culture. And u got a big successes and honor in ur graduated work. I am so happy to see u surcease. U are not only a good friend but also a good teacher to teach me everything. Now, I choose to go out to study graduated school, when I said it, u always don’t want me go out. But I know that u want me stay here. I don’t know! This is way that is chosen for me. I want me to responsible for my life. I don’t want give up this way.But if this way cannot go, I will chosen second way. Peng! U know that, u affect my life very much, and give me many funny and special things. Otherwise I still a stupid. Although we had broke one year once, u wrote a very good letter for me in the bad daughter BBS. That letter made me cry, and the same time I know u really care me. But I know my character that is very cold, when I don’t want a friend, I always choose to use very cold attitude to hurt them. That is not good thing. U ! Teach me how to treat any friends. Although I am still not do very well for my all friends. But u, let me understand the friendship is so treasure. U change me many ideas. I am really really very happy can met with u.

Piece Together - 零碎的幸福

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Well Sex Women - 性感女人

性感女人------有多性感呢？看這標題肯定很吸引人吧！雖然本少爺手指只用過一次外加從此一獗不振，不過此片的魅力不在於妳是否是手軟。重點在於妳可以獲得妳人生中最重要的意義就是狂買保鮮膜。話說在2005的年底，意外之中看到了此片。根據本人好色的本性怎會錯過此片呢？於是夾帶的好奇與興奮的心情，迅速將此片借下來並馬上放進電腦觀看。畫面一開始是一群圓桌武士小姐們臉部嚴肅的討論著有關與女人做激情動作所該注意的地方1.記得要隨身攜帶一捆保鮮膜2.成打的手套（記住是超薄零觸感的手套）擁有這兩項中的一項妳才能享受妳的快樂幸福的生活。如果妳和對方正處於熱情如火的時候請也要保點理性先檢查看看是否有保鮮膜或是手套的存在，萬一很不幸的妳手邊沒有此兩樣東西中的一樣，請馬上前往便利商店或是鄰居借，此外妳在PUB把妞時也要記住要帶著保鮮膜，儘管妳把到妹正想在PUB的廁所中上演熱情如火的戲碼，一定要檢查一下是否有遺漏保鮮膜，萬一忘記帶，請馬上問酒保有沒有，如果妳在家裡或是PUB廁所中缺少此保鮮膜，請馬上用冷水澆熄妳和她的慾火，因為擁有安全性行為是要靠保鮮膜協助的，唯有隨身攜帶一捆包鮮膜包准妳天下無敵，任何女人就會跟妳有完美的幸福。再來談如何使用保鮮膜，首先妳要把保鮮膜將妳和對方全身包的像肉粽一樣當然包含妳和對方的舌頭以防對方的口水跑到妳嘴巴中。另外在激情動作中，如有發現保鮮膜破掉，請暫停妳和對方的激情動作，先拿起保鮮膜再包一層，這樣才能達到安全性行為。此外為了防止保鮮膜缺貨，請觀賞完此片，到各大商場及便利商店搜刮所有保鮮膜，買回家後記買一個大櫃子好好保存這些珍貴的保鮮膜，因為這些保鮮膜攸關妳和妳的伴的幸福，絕對不能讓這些保鮮膜有變質的可能性。當妳看完此片之後，請記住要照此做，因為保鮮膜就代表妳的幸福，所以妳一定要奉此為規範。這樣才會有美好的人生。媽啦！最好我還真的照做。當我和我女朋友激情如火時，我還要跟她說等等喔！我先看看我的保鮮膜還有沒有！沒有的話我出去買一下，妳乖乖在床上等我喔！最好是這樣啦！等我買回來，我看對方早已經把我踹到門外，自己和棉被睡覺咧，傻傻的根據片子這樣做，我才沒幸福可言咧，然後呢！我的人生只能跟保鮮膜度過。因為所有的女人都會知道妳是個保鮮膜狂，沒保鮮膜決不上床的傢伙，並會懷疑我是不是個極度嚴重的潔癖狂，我女人緣已經夠不好了還照做，真照做的話，我就一輩當和尚尼姑念經就好，不要想要跟女人有任何肉體關係了。只有傻子才會相信大量使用保鮮膜才會有幸福可言，還真懷疑這部片的贊助廠商是不是保鮮膜公司，況且鬼才相信這群圓桌武士小姐們在電影上侃侃而談保鮮膜的重要性，下了片，我就不信他們真的會照做，子彈都上膛了哪有時間還要找保鮮膜阿！如果他們下了片場還這樣做，我會把他們供奉起來當神一樣膜拜，神的名字就叫做保鮮膜神，這名字不賴吧，而且製造鮮膜公司也會來跟我預定一尊包鮮膜的神像好供奉，這樣他們才能財源廣進。是的；不過話說回來我承認安全性行為是重要的，只是這片子的誇張化實在太過了，令我感到十分的不爽與好笑。這部片子讓我瞭解到原來保鮮膜不只是可以用來包水果和食物還可以用來包人，這還真神奇阿！我想看完此片包鮮膜銷售程度一定會倍數成長，因為保鮮膜會給妳幸福可言咩，屁屁屁，最好是這樣！要是如此的話！我就不會都是光棍一個。安全性行為的重要性並不在於保鮮膜，而是在於對彼此的信任與尊重，至少我是這樣認為的。不管怎樣這片子還真給我很大的性教育就是如何使用保鮮膜保有你幸福的人生。真是一部好片子阿！如果妳打算光棍一輩子妳就照它教的，包准妳不到30歲妳就直接跟寺廟登記妳要當師父的宏願發揚保鮮膜的偉大。