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August 18,2009

脫線事件簿: 結帳

原價一個 $35 的大福現在只要 $20?
還滿划算的
來買幾個好了

'青梅' '柚子' '芒果' '葡萄'

天啊
每個看起來都好好吃

"麻煩妳, 每個口味各來一個"
我邊講邊從錢包掏出一百元的鈔票

'零錢剛剛用完了, 等下讓她找 $20 好了'

"要不要再多買一點, 一個人可以買 6 個喔"
小姐以不讓人感到不悅的口氣推銷著

於是我想了一下
'順便買一個請朋友吃好了'

"那再幫我拿一個芒果的"

"好, 這樣是五個"

"嗯"
我接過裝著五個大福的盒子往收銀員的方向前進

輪到我的時候
我把盒子跟百元鈔票遞給小姐

心裡盤算著
等下會拿到兩個 10 元硬幣

當小姐把紙袋遞給我, 卻沒找零的時候
我很納悶

'啊不是要找 $20?'
正要問的時候
突然想到

找 $20 是還沒追加那個芒果前的事
追加一個之後
剛剛好 $100...

好險剛剛沒開口問小姐
好丟臉...


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頭香!
就問嘛... 幹麻害羞? 不是第一次了.. :p
Posted by jcool at August 18,2009 18:40
嗯，當時真糗…XD
Posted by 小王子 at August 18,2009 18:42
不夠好笑耶 XD
Posted by 小p at August 18,2009 20:07
還好妮錢有帶夠ˇˇ"
Posted by 麥克連 at August 18,2009 21:00
>"... 一個人可以買 6 個喔"

I thought you would buy 6.

>我把盒子跟百元鈔票遞給小姐

Then ..., you would be $20 short

>還好妮錢有帶夠ˇˇ"

Hence, +1. XD
Posted by YY at August 18,2009 22:50
人腦偶爾也會當機的
@@
Posted by 水草 at August 19,2009 11:29
to 水草

你是好人
*遞卡*

噗!

to YY

>>我把盒子跟百元鈔票遞給小姐
>Then ..., you would be $20 short
你數學會不會太爛了點?
去牆角反省一下

to 阿連

>還好妮錢有帶夠ˇˇ"
why?
$100又不是大錢
除非月底, 否則錢一定夠的啊

to 小p

你這什麼態度
當天我旁邊兩個人聽到都有笑啊~ XD

to 小王子

答對!

沒講只是小糗
講出來就糗大了...

to jcool

>就問嘛... 幹麻害羞? 不是第一次了.. :p
恭喜您贏得本日最機車獎... XD
Posted by hikawac at August 19,2009 13:24
>>>我把盒子跟百元鈔票遞給小姐
>>Then ..., you would be $20 short
>你數學會不會太爛了點?

I knew you bought 5, but
you should have bought 6
to maximize the limit of the discount.
Posted by YY at August 19,2009 13:54
>人腦偶爾也會當機的
那ㄍ....她經常當機ˇˇ"

>除非月底, 否則錢一定夠的啊
我應該回....還好妳有帶錢~"~
Posted by 麥克連 at August 19,2009 14:41
to 阿連

雖然是事實
但是還是要來一下
*踹飛*

to YY

>you should have bought 6
>to maximize the limit of the discount.
however
things not needed, not supposed to buy

so, more than the amount i want to eat
should not be bought.
Posted by hikawac at August 20,2009 23:43
>順便買一個請朋友吃好了'
>"那再幫我拿一個芒果的"
> ....
>so, more than the amount i want to eat
>should not be bought.

So~
only one mango for your friend??? 小氣! XP

And~ you have only one friend? XD
Posted by YY at August 21,2009 02:30
>>恭喜您贏得本日最機車獎... XD
去哪裡領我的機車勒? ^^
Posted by jcool at August 21,2009 18:23


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