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April 29,2009

電視佳句選錄: 大老婆的反擊 (原: 糟糠之妻俱樂部)

"善秀女友:
愛情不是用條件在經營的
寶海:
叫你不要再看那些奇怪的書*了, [愛不是接受而是付出], [條件下的愛情不是純真的愛]*...
寫那些書的人要真的經歷過才會醒悟的, 真的遇到事他們也不會解決的*"
--by 善秀女友 to寶海, 大老婆的反擊, Apr.28.2009

"善秀女友:
只要一想到他, 我的心就跳個不停
寶海:
因為有心臟才會跳個不停, 我的心也會跳個不停啊"
--by 善秀女友 & 寶海, 大老婆的反擊, Apr.28.2009



其實該睡了
但今天這幾句台詞實在太爆笑了
忍不住還是在睡前先貼上來分享...



備註:
1. 奇怪的書: 應該是指文藝愛情小說或一些談兩性關係的軟性書籍
2. 條件下的愛情不是純真的愛: 意思應該就是敗犬某集提到的, 談戀愛不應該看條件, 應該看感覺
3. 真的遇到事他們也不會解決的: 學者專家之所以為學者專家, 就是花了很多時間研究,
但因為時間都拿來研究, 所以沒有什麼實戰經驗...
4. 會對這些台詞有感而發是因為...
敗犬女王某一集的台詞說 戀愛不是看條件的, 是看感覺的...
(台詞沒有完全一樣)
剛好大老婆的俱樂部昨天那集出現我這篇的第一段台詞

一整個剛好 諷刺 "呼應" 到敗犬那段台詞
不得不摘錄出來呼籲大家
"不要再看那些奇怪的書了"!! :P

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頭香!
>>其實該睡了
那就回想一下人生意義吧... 早點入眠 ~~"
Posted by jcool at April 29,2009 09:36
其實要寫文章那時候就已經累到連人生意義都不用想就可以直接入眠了
但是身為有使命感的版主
該發的文章還是要發一下才能安心上床的啊 :P
Posted by hikawac at April 29,2009 10:42
>>但是身為有使命感的版主
所以你領悟到的人生意義就是當 "有使命感的版主", 是吧？ ~~"

ps. 大老婆反擊, 那 what happened to 小老婆? @@
Posted by jcool at April 29,2009 10:59
反擊=against sth
sth=小老婆

meaning...
小老婆先出手, 才逼得大老婆不得不反擊...
Posted by hikawac at April 29,2009 12:18
>>小老婆先出手, 才逼得大老婆不得不反擊...
ok... 我要知道的是... 反擊後的小老婆的下場... ~~"
異星球的溝通真的有條溝 @@"
Posted by jcool at April 29,2009 12:43
有人包二奶嗎
Posted by 小王子 at April 29,2009 13:13
>異星球的溝通真的有條溝 @@"

Is it deep?
Posted by YY at April 29,2009 14:11
>>Is it deep?
can't see the bottom... as eyesight reaches no ends.. ~~"
Posted by jcool at April 29,2009 15:26
to jcool

還沒演完
據了解, 總共好像有一百多集
目前只演到第三四十集吧...

to 小王子

>有人包二奶嗎
對啊, 本片算是二奶與大老婆的戰爭
算戰爭片...
噗!

to YY

>Is it deep?
what do you want?
swim?

to jcool

>can't see the bottom
cause you have some eye disease... i know.

reference:
http://blog.yam.com/dodoobrain/article/20633330
Posted by hikawac at April 29,2009 16:43
>>>異星球的溝通真的有條溝 @@"
>>Is it deep?
>what do you want?
>swim?

The gap (溝) between 異星球 is called space.
To go where no one has gone b4, I need a spaceship. But,
you are right, a bikini will do. XD







You (or jcool) wear it. *指*
Don't stare at me!
Posted by YY at April 29,2009 17:25
>>Don't stare at me!
Since I have some eye disease as frog said... I won't stare at u... ~~"

Hey hikawac... bring out your machine gun... don't stare at grandpa... shoot him.. ~"~ *指*
Posted by jcool at April 29,2009 23:45
>Hey hikawac... bring out your machine gun... don't stare at grandpa... shoot him.. ~"~ *指*

Shoot me~ shoot me~



(repeat 11 times, 李慶華 討打 tone)
Posted by YY at April 30,2009 03:47
（筆記）hikawac, jcool, and LLF 這個連續假期要去花天酒地.

http://www.plurk.com/p/qytgk



*誤* XD
Posted by YY at May 1,2009 02:34
剛看到一個女孩子，名字不錯
http://www.plurk.com/p/qzdkd

Ha~ha~ha~, 哇哇哇

I don't have plurk account, or
I would have suggested,
布希, or
吸卡哇e
Posted by YY at May 1,2009 02:50
How many questions you can answer correctly of 銀英傳?

http://www.plurk.com/p/r2e8f

1. 楊溫利最後的職稱?
2. 金眼妖瞳的眼睛是甚麼顏色？
3. 小林隼人第一次登場時，手上拿的是甚麼衣服？
Posted by YY at May 1,2009 03:17
>（筆記）hikawac, jcool, and LLF 這個連續假期要去花天酒地.

When you guys go to 花天酒地, due to 寂寞空虛冷, try this!
http://blog.roodo.com/bigburger/archives/4346223.html

Notice:
小掛包：「KenKen阿姨～吃很多很多螃蟹，就會變成珍珠美人魚喔～」
老王：「謝謝你呀～那KenKen阿北吃很多很多螃蟹，就會變成什麼呢？」
小掛包：「會變成章魚 ．＿．」
Posted by YY at May 1,2009 03:30
The above are to demonstrate the importance of content,
coz jcool complained that I am a boring guy ... and old (Grandpa),
and no 創意 ....
555555555555555~

Crime Scene (命案現場):
http://blog.yam.com/dodoobrain/article/20633330#comment1212275764
Posted by YY at May 1,2009 03:42
>555555555555555~

revised,
555555555555555~~~~ 555 (啜泣)~~~~ 5 (抽搐)~
Posted by YY at May 1,2009 04:06
親愛的 Y 爺

您灌太多水了
雜草都被淹死了... XD

別再哭了
睡吧!
Posted by hikawac at May 3,2009 23:27
>別再哭了
>睡吧!
Posted by hikawac at May 3,2009 23:27

04:06 was 1p at Phoenix.
睡午覺 ㄛ~?

Speaking of that,
23:27 at Taipei, umm...,
Posted by YY at May 4,2009 04:42
>您灌太多水了
>雜草都被淹死了... XD

BTW, that was crocodile tears (*1) la~. XD

-----------
*1 crocodile tears.
在 1927 年的時候有一個科學家真的拿洋蔥跟鹽巴刺激鱷魚的眼睛，要看他流眼淚，結果也失敗了，於是鱷魚的眼淚成為一個古老的傳說，可能只有那些當時被鱷魚攻擊，鱷魚邊吃邊為他們哀悼的人有真正看過吧。
http://scipao.blogspot.com/2007/10/crocodile-tears.html
Posted by YY at May 4,2009 04:53
>睡午覺 ㄛ~?
why not?
1hr nap at noon helps a lot for those who tend to stay the night up...
heard of it?

>Speaking of that,
>23:27 at Taipei, umm...
time to get up to blog? :P
Posted by hikawac at May 4,2009 11:04
>BTW, that was crocodile tears (*1) la~. XD
i know.
i didn't mean your tears...
(i doubt you shed any)
i mean your 口水(saliva?).... XD
Posted by hikawac at May 4,2009 11:07
to YY

1. i don't shoot, i kick.
2. did go 花天酒地, but not with somebody else, other thatn jcool & LLF
3. apply one plurk account a. it's no difficulty at all.
4. can't answer any of the questions. never read 銀英傳, and not interested, either.
5. since 章魚=火星人, 吃很多很多螃蟹會變成章魚=吃很多很多螃蟹會變成火星人...
那我可以回報長官: 征服地球的方法就是, 餵地球人吃很多很多螃蟹... XD
Posted by hikawac at May 4,2009 11:36
>>coz jcool complained that I am a boring guy ... and >>old (Grandpa), and no 創意 ....
this is "會掰", still no 創意... ~~"
Posted by jcool at May 4,2009 13:33
grandpa 無言以對, 龜縮起來了... :P
Posted by hikawac at May 8,2009 14:05
Busy watching 痞子英雄, and
home internet is down anyway. So~
enjoy 龜縮ing. XD

PS. 痞子 seem to have more fun ...
Posted by YY at May 9,2009 01:14
it's often that way.
the one with less insistence tends to enjoy more.
Posted by hikawac at May 13,2009 10:11
typo:
2. did go 花天酒地, but not with somebody else, other thatn jcool & LLF
->did go 花天酒地, but not with somebody else, other thatn than jcool & LLF
Posted by hikawac at May 13,2009 10:13


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