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April 23,2009 16:49

冷笑話: 一個比一個漂亮

主管 AJ:
其實 fran 你也很漂亮啊
也算美女啦

me:
o_O
經理, 你今天又拿我當日行一善齁?

主管 AJ:
我是說真的
而且, 我們公司裡面美女很多

me:
o_O o_O
(我們公司的確有幾個滿漂亮的女生
可是 "很多"? 哪裡?)

主管 AJ:
而且一個比一個漂亮

me:
o_O o_O o_O
(好險, 差點就要脫口說 "你瞎了嗎")

主管 AJ:
你排第一個

me:
?????
(排第一個? 是說我最漂亮嗎?
照 AJ 平常的毒舌, 應該不是這個意思
我還是不要講話, 免得自取其辱)

落井下石的同事 TS:
一個比一個漂亮啊
你排第一個
代表其他人都比你漂亮...
哈哈哈哈哈!!

me:
@#$%......
(我就知道你們這些人出口就沒好話... XD)

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    頭香!
    久違了....
    | 檢舉 | Posted by jcool at April 23,2009 17:04
    久違了?
    那要跟它(頭香)擁抱一下嗎?
    | 檢舉 | Posted by hikawac at April 23,2009 17:07
    @@"
    擁抱幹麻? 我插到就可以了... ~"~
    | 檢舉 | Posted by jcool at April 23,2009 17:10
    啊...
    你講話好一支筆喔...

    討厭
    人家不來了...
    | 檢舉 | Posted by hikawac at April 23,2009 17:15
    >>你講話好一支筆喔...
    自制ㄧ點.... 我講話又不用筆講.... high 甚麼ㄋ? ~"~

    >>人家不來了...
    不是早叫你回去了ㄇ? 甘心回去了ㄇ? ^^
    | 檢舉 | Posted by jcool at April 23,2009 17:17
    .........|||

    以下開放給棚外 call in... XD
    | 檢舉 | Posted by hikawac at April 23,2009 17:31
    主管講的是真的
    蠻好笑

    冰妹確實是美眉
    | 檢舉 | Posted by 小王子 at April 23,2009 18:17
    小王子
    這你就不懂了
    我們主管的意思是...
    所有女生裡面
    我是最差的... XD
    | 檢舉 | Posted by hikawac at April 23,2009 22:46
    Ha~Ha, I enjoyed:

    其實 fran 你也很漂亮啊
    而且一個比一個漂亮
    你排第一個
    代表其他人都比你漂亮...

    My 1st response: I am (only) interested in seeing "其他人".

    2ndly, you are the most senior member (= 老!) in the 公司.

    Summary: 老...又.... (in an old company?) :-x
    | 檢舉 | Posted by YY at April 24,2009 01:29
    >I am (only) interested in seeing "其他人"
    其他人也都不怎樣
    要直接找排名最後那兩三個...

    >you are the most senior member (= 老!) in the 公司
    no.
    though i am senior, but not the most senior.
    | 檢舉 | Posted by hikawac at April 24,2009 13:45
    >我們主管的意思是...
    >所有女生裡面
    >我是最差的... XD

    I am afraid your 主管 mistook you as 女生. XD

    I remember you had a haircut as 帥氣小男生.
    Where are they?

    Below is the closest one I can find, but
    it's not the one I remembered.
    http://www.wretch.cc/blog/hikawac/1703358
    | 檢舉 | Posted by YY at April 24,2009 14:50
    the latest one
    http://blog.roodo.com/hikawac/archives/7163327.html

    mistook me as 女生...
    good point!
    恭喜你獲得 jcool 香吻一枚
    請自行找大姊頭領取

    哇哈哈!
    | 檢舉 | Posted by hikawac at April 24,2009 15:10
    果然是說話要有技巧才能當主管啊~~(茶)
    今天晚上有唱歌 妳要來嗎?
    | 檢舉 | Posted by pierse at April 24,2009 15:54
    >恭喜你獲得 jcool 香吻一枚
    >請自行找大姊頭領取

    Ho~Ho~Ho~, 趕快來去睏~~~
    Had better claim it, in the dream, b4 she comes here and deny it. XD

    ------- background music ----------
    Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam, dream, dream, dream
    Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam
    All I have to do is dream
    Dream dream dream dream...

    http://fish119526.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!BA6829B7386B5ADE!603.entry
    | 檢舉 | Posted by YY at April 24,2009 16:19
    >>請自行找大姊頭領取
    Grandpa 不用怕... 我是負責管理火星版主香吻的人...
    找我 claim 是沒錯的... 火星版主已事先問出許多備用的香吻放在我這... 看你要哪款的... "蛙嘴", "章魚嘴", "雞爪形", "猩猩形".....任君挑選唷... ~"~
    | 檢舉 | Posted by jcool at April 24,2009 17:31
    to p

    那個主管跟我感情很好
    不然這篇文章應該就會變成髒話大全...

    晚上有事, got to pass
    謝謝邀請 ^^
    (下午三點多的會, 開到剛剛才結束, 下班去)

    to YY

    您真是料事如神啊

    to jcool

    你中文文法不太好喔
    我是說 "獲得 jcool 香吻一枚"...
    | 檢舉 | Posted by hikawac at April 24,2009 17:54
    >Grandpa 不用怕... 我是負責管理火星版主香吻的人...
    >找我 claim 是沒錯的... 火星版主已事先問出許多備用的香吻放在我這...
    >看你要哪款的... "蛙嘴", "章魚嘴", "雞爪形", "猩猩形".....任君挑選唷... ~"~

    Thanks for jcool's promptly granting wishes,
    No wonder I was so busy kissings that I am sleepy now ....
    (the kisses were good though) *抿嘴* XD
    How about some scorpion stings, to keep me awake, through the day?

    She is a scorpion (天蠍座) after all.
    Shouldn't be 吝於 stings.

    Oh~, vaccin (解毒血清) included,
    please ~~~.
    | 檢舉 | Posted by YY at April 24,2009 23:14
    >>你中文文法不太好喔
    您的火星中文說法不適用於本星球唷.. ~~"
    | 檢舉 | Posted by jcool at April 27,2009 14:30
    to jcool

    我明明就使用地球的中文說法
    妳才是忘了裝上星際文法解說耳機吧...

    to YY

    >to keep me awake, through the day
    the best way is to sleep earlier
    don't try to finish browsing all the pages you are interested every night.
    | 檢舉 | Posted by hikawac at April 28,2009 00:58
    其實他是想說妳很man... XD XD XD
    | 檢舉 | Posted by 老迪 at May 3,2009 16:17
    不愧是三兄弟啊
    很久沒來
    開口一樣犀利...|||

    歡迎乘坐特別席開始您的星際之旅
    *踹飛*
    | 檢舉 | Posted by hikawac at May 3,2009 23:17
    啊呼呼呼呼呼呼呼呼呼呼呼呼呼呼呼呼呼呼呼呼~
    | 檢舉 | Posted by 老迪 at May 4,2009 11:59
    >其實他是想說妳很man... XD XD XD

    Wrong~,"the 1st man" title has been claimed by 周美青 (*1). So~
    hikawac, you can only be the 2nd man, at best.

    >啊呼呼呼呼呼呼呼呼呼呼呼呼呼呼呼呼呼呼呼呼~

    老迪, you are safe now. XD
    (though~ kind of late. Ccccc...)

    -------------
    *1. 馬政府裡面最MAN的人就是公關義工 周美青了
    http://www.plurk.com/p/r4gf7
    (search 周美青)
    | 檢舉 | Posted by YY at May 4,2009 15:03
    >>hikawac, you can only be the 2nd man, at best.
    oh man.. ~~"
    | 檢舉 | Posted by jcool at May 4,2009 17:24
    to jcool,

    Next time when you return KS,
    don't forget to buy 獅甲國中 書包 (at 高雄書包大王, 鹽埕區) 阿~.

    NB: 獅甲國中 = 中國甲屎
    http://www.plurk.com/p/ru239
    | 檢舉 | Posted by YY at May 5,2009 11:50
    >>(at 高雄書包大王, 鹽埕區)
    ㄧ整個懷念... 不過... 直接跟獅甲國中的學生借不是比較快? :P
    | 檢舉 | Posted by jcool at May 5,2009 12:38
    >直接跟獅甲國中的學生借不是比較快? :P

    How, with what? Roasted Octopus?
    | 檢舉 | Posted by YY at May 5,2009 12:47
    Roasted Octopus = 章魚燒
    | 檢舉 | Posted by YY at May 5,2009 12:48
    It's jcool or LLF lives closer to 高雄書包大王?
    | 檢舉 | Posted by YY at May 5,2009 12:50
    >>It's jcool or LLF lives closer to 高雄書包大王?
    偶家啦.... LLF lives in 屏東? @@"
    | 檢舉 | Posted by jcool at May 5,2009 17:16
    to YY

    >>其實他是想說妳很man... XD XD XD
    >Wrong~,"the 1st man" title has been claimed by 周美青 (*1). So~
    >hikawac, you can only be the 2nd man, at best.

    don't wanna have slightest connection w/空一格驅長的任何親戚...
    yuck!!
    | 檢舉 | Posted by hikawac at May 13,2009 10:42
    不小心重複留言, 刪之!
    | 檢舉 | Posted by hikawac at May 13,2009 10:42
    >don't wanna have slightest connection w/空一格驅長的任何親戚...
    yuck!!

    I hear you well, no need to repeat it twice in 1 min. XD
    | 檢舉 | Posted by YY at May 13,2009 10:47
    haha!!

    sth wrong about roodo system
    i thought the first one didn't make it
    so i pressed SUBMIT button more than once.
    | 檢舉 | Posted by hikawac at May 13,2009 11:20
    >偶家啦.... LLF lives in 屏東? @@"
    耶屎~~~偶家在屏東...
    | 檢舉 | Posted by 小小肥 at May 13,2009 19:55
    What is the status of the 集遊法 now?
    Has it been passed?
    (Haven't been following Taiwan News for quite a few days)
    | 檢舉 | Posted by YY at May 13,2009 20:32
    >耶屎~~~偶家在屏東...

    Anyone get any 甲塞包? *羨慕ing*
    | 檢舉 | Posted by YY at May 13,2009 20:43
    >>Anyone get any 甲塞包? *羨慕ing*
    好像黨團總召柯建銘下令禁用
    http://tw.news.yahoo.com/article/url/d/a/090513/4/1je2j.html
    | 檢舉 | Posted by jcool at May 14,2009 10:09
    jcool 引用別人的回應是不是引用錯了?
    柯建銘怎麼會下令禁用甲塞包?

    (先自首,我沒點連結)
    | 檢舉 | Posted by hikawac at May 14,2009 16:33
    >(先自首,我沒點連結)

    Then~, how did you know that it's wrong link???
    Martian are strange. ^///^a
    (I did clicked actually) XDDD

    >柯建銘怎麼會下令禁用甲塞包?

    not sure if 柯建銘 did, but I would say it and still wear 甲塞包 at 517. XD
    This is called politically correct.
    To fight with KMT, is like fight with tigers,
    you need all tools at your disposal
    except reason with them since KMT don't.

    Also, the news link jcool pointed suggested
    KMT are uncomfortable which makes me comfortable as always. XDDD
    | 檢舉 | Posted by YY at May 15,2009 05:20
    Hahaha~,

    ... 諾貝爾經濟學得主克魯曼也點出，
    台灣和強勢的中國經濟體的確密不可分，
    和馬政府強調兩岸的執政方向完全吻合，
    但科技大老張忠謀卻忍不住說，馬政府除了兩岸之外，剩下的施政都還沒什麼在做

    http://tw.news.yahoo.com/article/url/d/a/090514/8/1ji4c.html
    | 檢舉 | Posted by YY at May 15,2009 06:36
    Sorry~ I was too serious.

    -------- http://www.plurk.com/p/tlqih ---------
    「獅甲國中」的主詞是獅甲國中， 是一個特稱詞，沒有動詞或受詞。
    「中國甲賽」的主詞是中國，動詞是甲，受詞是賽。
    平平四個字，倒過來念之後，主詞指涉不同，
    句法結構也完全不同，怎麼會和獅甲國中有關係？
    不信的話....

    「美好皮包」四個字倒過來念，和皮包還會有關係嗎？
    死去狗啊倒過來念也跟狗沒有關係…
    那不然.....「社會菁英」 會不會好一點........
    | 檢舉 | Posted by 為人正直 的 YY at May 15,2009 07:34
    1. "did" can't use with "clicked"
    2. 馬除了想讓兩岸統一, 本來就沒打算有什麼施政啊
    大家不要想太多好嗎

    >KMT are uncomfortable which makes me comfortable as always
    +100000000000000000000

    >I would say it and still wear 甲塞包 at 517.
    meaning you'll be in the parade,
    and we can finally see you in person? O_O
    | 檢舉 | Posted by hikawac at May 15,2009 09:26
    >1. "did" can't use with "clicked"

    This is Aben's fault .... XP
    (He does not speak English)

    >>I would say it and still wear 甲塞包 at 517.
    >meaning you'll be in the parade,

    This is so called (傳說中的) 假設句 啊~

    >and we can finally see you in person? O_O

    I thought you guys have seen me in my flickr already.
    *真沒面子*
    | 檢舉 | Posted by 為人正直 的 YY at May 15,2009 09:41
    >>I thought you guys have seen me in my flickr already.
    Pls point out the "YOU" in your flickr ... ~~"
    can't tell where that Grandpa went....
    | 檢舉 | Posted by jcool at May 15,2009 12:50
    >can't tell where that Grandpa went....

    The most 正直 and handsome one 啊~. XP
    | 檢舉 | Posted by YY at May 15,2009 13:25
    >>The most 正直 and handsome one 啊~. XP
    ~~" pls give out a link to a specific photo where we can see the old man... :p
    | 檢舉 | Posted by jcool at May 15,2009 14:20
    >~~" pls give out a link to a specific photo where we can see the old man... :p

    Yes, Sir!
    To minimize digital visual pollution, check your email.
    Look for the one as$ 正直 (notice 正!) as 鍾馗.
    | 檢舉 | Posted by 為人正直 的 YY at May 16,2009 08:42
    Which of the following is more convincing to you?

    1. 517大遊行 呷飽沒篇
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeGX7eX8phE&feature=related

    2. 517大遊行 反集遊法 台語版
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Qe-w_pNXuE&feature=related

    #1 is direct, #2 took me 3 minutes to sink in.
    Your thoughts?

    ---- English Notes XP ------
    sink in:
    滲入; 陷下去, 被完全理解; 深深印入腦中, 把(資金)投放在...

    Rub the cream on your skin and let it sink in.
    把這种軟膏搽在皮膚上，讓它滲進去。
    | 檢舉 | Posted by 為人正直 的 YY at May 16,2009 09:00
    因為某大姊頭懶惰&不想曬太陽, 所以沒去...
    | 檢舉 | Posted by hikawac at May 19,2009 11:51
    你想說甚麼? ~~"
    那天倒沒啥太陽... 但因為忘記有這個行程了, 你也沒約我要去那呀...所以... 略過.. XD....

    ps. 晚上騎車回家時, 總統府方圓百里一整個封住... 騎車繞了好幾圈才繞出去... @@"
    這次的聲勢真的浩大唷....
    | 檢舉 | Posted by jcool at May 19,2009 12:07
    明明就有約你, 你說不想去...
    下次要錄音

    (不過太陽太大, 是當天說的)
    | 檢舉 | Posted by hikawac at May 19,2009 12:23


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