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April 3,2008

咖啡乎?賞花乎?吾以為,烏龍也!

我說人啊
不要以為有共識
否則就會變成烏龍一場

之前我寫過上陽明山喝咖啡的事
jcool 唸說我都沒帶她去
所以上週末兩人就決定上山去喝咖啡

但我以為...
行程是咖啡->賞花
沒想到 jcool 以為只是單純喝咖啡
(難怪她穿著夾腳拖就出門了...)

事後
兩人用打油詩對這件事爭執不休
特發此文請各位評理...

hikawac
懶人上山不賞花
兩杯咖啡就打發

Jcool
上山小酌情意佳,
陶醉咖啡撲鼻香,
無奈無心賞花去,
只因東家詮釋差!
(hikawac: 還驚嘆號咧
有這麼驚訝啊? :P)

Jcool
誰說上山得賞花,
東家詮釋功力差;
兩杯咖啡已眩醉,
何來力氣赴花宴!
(hikawac: 一整個被火星人搞到火氣上升的感覺... :P)

hikawac
陽明山上有吉佳
吉佳館裡氣氛佳
不是懶惰不賞花
兩杯咖啡就眼花;
(看得出來火星人已經在求和了嗎?)

Jcool
雖說山上有吉佳,
無奈記憶實不佳,
路痴引路辨真假,
公車差點坐回家.
攬人上山享咖啡,
卻說懶人不賞花,
咖啡與花難兩全,
全因東家詮釋差!!
(hikawac: jcool 完全不接受火星人的求和詩
一整個暴走...
可見人的潛力是無窮的啊!! :P)


反方(Jcool) 辯論: 咖啡 vs. 賞花

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頭香!
你不知道地球人跟火星人很難有共識ㄇ? @@"
不賞花硬是要栽個"懶人"的標籤... XPP...

ps. 應該有比老迪先搶到頭香吧?! :p
Posted by jcool at April 3,2008 12:04
有...
他可能不知道這個事件比政治討論的還激烈吧... :P
Posted by hikawac at April 3,2008 12:06
嗯...這場地球人PK火星人的對穿腸比賽...
小弟評定由皆酷勝出 XD
Posted by 老迪 at April 3,2008 12:39
>咖啡乎?賞花乎?吾以為,烏龍也!

Try "烏龍"茶 next time. *茶*
Posted by YY at April 3,2008 12:59
>>Try "烏龍"茶 next time. *茶*
Grandpa 言下之意...下次搞個喝烏龍茶的烏龍ㄇ? @@"
Posted by jcool at April 3,2008 13:16
Pretty close. Basically,

烏龍! *茶*
Posted by YY at April 3,2008 13:32
給兩位拍拍手～ｐａｐａｐａｐａｐａｐａｐａｐａ～

妳們兩人喝著咖啡，然後對看
就是現成的有咖啡喝也有花可賞啊！！
Posted by 魚兒 at April 3,2008 13:34
to 魚兒

應該是要給你拍拍手吧
真是太會講話了...

記得找我跟 Jcool 領糖 :P
Posted by hikawac at April 3,2008 13:44
至於那什麼烏龍*茶*的 kuso YY
除了踹飛
沒有別的處理辦法了 :P

to D

你也幫街酷兒取別名喔
你也討打啊? :P
Posted by hikawac at April 3,2008 13:46
魚兒姑娘心地真是善良呀... ^^
不過我們兩人互看並沒看到"花"... 倒是看到旁邊有一群猴崽們看漫畫嬉鬧...卻忽略了咖啡的 fu 在哪了.. ~"~
Posted by jcool at April 3,2008 13:47
>兩杯咖啡已 "眩醉",
>何來力氣赴花宴!

What happened between 2 cups of coffee???
Posted by YY at April 3,2008 13:47
to jcool

真的...
DK 啊!

to YY

all things that should happen happened. :P
Posted by hikawac at April 3,2008 13:52
>就是現成的有咖啡喝也有"花"可賞啊！！

Of course, they both are 氣的眼花 already.
Posted by YY at April 3,2008 13:53
>>Of course, they both are 氣的眼花 already.
是咖啡太濃, 喝到頭暈...眼冒金星 @@
"氣的眼花" --> 吸卡蛙!!
Posted by jcool at April 3,2008 13:59
>all things that should happen happened. :P

Sound familiar: "if anything can go wrong, it will" --Murphy's law
XDDD
Posted by YY at April 3,2008 14:14
I now begin to think what you drank were 烏龍*茶*,
instead of coffee.
Posted by 危恐天下不亂的 YY at April 3,2008 14:29
Grandpa.. i don't think I can catch up with your thinking.. @@
喝個咖啡也有 Murphy's Law 可引證ㄇ? ~"~

咖啡乎 賞花乎 不敵歪爺烏龍乎 ~~"
Posted by jcool at April 3,2008 14:37
I now begin to think what you drank were 烏龍*茶*,
not 咖啡!

BTW, 摩菲定理（Murphy's Law）有云:
「任何有可能出錯的事將會出錯」(Anything that can go wrong will go wrong)
引申為「若缺陷有很多個可能性，則它必然會朝往令情況最壞的方向發展」

It seems to apply on you two perfectly !!! XDDD
Posted by 危恐天下不亂的 YY at April 3,2008 14:38
to 來亂的 YY

i bet CEO is the one agrees you the most,
since he once said that 最準時的人遇到我也會遲到... XD
Posted by hikawac at April 3,2008 14:51
我現在只確定一件事情..那就是 Grandpa 你...
皮癢!! XD...
ps. 引申為「若缺陷有很多個可能性，則它必然會朝往令情況最壞的方向發展」
Posted by jcool at April 3,2008 14:53
>喝個咖啡也有 Murphy's Law 可引證ㄇ? ~"~

Here are more, (you gals will be lovin' it)

Once you open a can of worms, the only way to recan them is to use a bigger can

Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out. (Ibid.)

Murphy was an optimist.

The speaker who knows least speaks longest

I never had a slice of bread, Particularly large and wide, That did not fall upon the floor, And always on the buttered side

Whatever can go wrong will go wrong, and at the worst possible time, in the worst possible way
Posted by 危恐天下不亂的 YY at April 3,2008 15:02
to YY

>in the worst possible way
name it, and i'll make it happen to you, w/o hesitation.

but i think i can offer the following first:
*踹飛*
Posted by hikawac at April 3,2008 15:27
>> (you gals will be lovin' it)
McDonald - I'm lovin' it?
I do enjoy McDonald's breakfast a lot.. :p
Make sure you have it delivered to both my work and hikawac's office ^^
Posted by jcool at April 3,2008 15:56
真好有咖啡喝
Posted by 水草 at April 5,2008 19:05
>>小弟評定由皆酷勝出 XD
感謝老迪的肯定...
但是 "皆酷" 意指 both of us 都很酷ㄇ? @@
地球人與火星人還是得區隔一下.. XPP...
Posted by jcool at April 7,2008 10:58
皆酷是你的中文名稱
你就老實的收下吧... :P
Posted by hikawac at April 7,2008 11:11
ps.老迪又不是專業裁判
不算不算! :P
Posted by hikawac at April 7,2008 11:11
to D

居然敢在火星人的版說反方勝出
可見是太過想念踹飛的滋味
那就如你所願吧

*踹飛*

to 水草

哩就固沒來啊捏
我還以為你移民到別的星球去了... :P

要喝還不簡單
搭往陽明山的公車
在山仔后站下車
吉佳就在那附近
不然也可以傳 msn 或打電話問我啊 ^^

ps.根據jcool的說法
那間咖啡館的氣氛還滿適合把妹的... :P
Posted by hikawac at April 7,2008 11:28
為了幾個臭錢，我是真得差點移民到外星球了

關於把妹這個事情，這你也知道的，我好像不適合這個事情
Posted by 水草 at April 7,2008 23:07
>為了幾個臭錢，我是真得差點移民到外星球了
你是說去大陸嗎?

>關於把妹這個事情，這你也知道的，我好像不適合這個事情
對齁
你都是坐在那邊等妹來把你... :P
Posted by hikawac at April 9,2008 10:05


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