February 5,2007 01:47

衣櫥裡的髮絲, 1

『又是一如往常般無聊的一天…』
阿孚跟平常一樣,一回到家就放下公事包、脫下外套,然後轉身面向衣櫥,打算拿了乾淨的衣物就去洗澡。但這天因為工作得比較煩悶,所以他莫名地對著衣櫥發起呆來…

『難道都沒有更有趣一點的事情可以做嗎?』
心不在焉的阿孚,邊想邊把衣櫥拉鍊往下拉(是的,賃屋在外的單身漢,當然還是便利衣櫥才是王道)。

『搞什麼?』
拉鍊拉到一半突然卡住,阿孚忍不住咒罵了一句。
『連衣櫥都跟我做對?!』

他加重了力氣,卻還是沒辦法把拉鍊往下拉,看起來,拉鍊好像被什麼東西卡住一樣…

『奇怪,該不會卡到哪件衣服了吧?』
阿孚開始擔心是不是早上出門太匆忙,所以拉拉鍊的時候不小心夾到衣服。於是,他把臉湊到衣櫥前面,想看看到底是什麼卡住拉鍊。一看之下,原來是幾條細細黑黑的線。

『真的卡到衣服了…』
阿孚不敢把線扯出來,怕毀了那件被拉鍊夾到的衣服,他摸了那些黑線幾下,然後觀察了一下,想試著辨認出來是哪件衣服的線,順便試試看能不能把線直接從卡住的地方拉開卻又不傷到衣服,但他越看越覺得不太像衣服,心裡開始犯嘀咕:『這好像是頭髮,但我頭髮沒這麼長啊…』

阿孚伸手抓了抓自己的短髮,開始覺得不太對勁,有點毛毛的感覺…

(待續…)

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    因為答應了Fran要進行故事接力 所以在他完成了衣櫥裡的髮絲, 1之後
    衣櫥裡的髮絲, 2【Alan's Playground】 at February 14,2007 01:23
    回應文章
    XD 詭絲!
    | 檢舉 | Posted by D at February 5,2007 13:02
    更....
    2007.02.06 00:00AM之前把主角的名字換掉...

    哼...
    | 檢舉 | Posted by alann at February 5,2007 13:30
    "有點毛毛的感覺…" ^+++++^
    | 檢舉 | Posted by Wisely at February 5,2007 13:54
    to D

    嘿嘿
    其實我也不知道故事會變成怎樣...

    to 阿輪

    主角說話了
    好吧
    改!

    to 衛大


    嘿嘿
    嘿嘿嘿

    可惜啊可惜
    不能留人到三更... :p
    | 檢舉 | Posted by hikawac at February 5,2007 23:13
    動作難得這麼快!
    | 檢舉 | Posted by UKWIA at February 5,2007 23:31
    先說是恐怖的嗎?
    是的話..魚兒閃人先~
    | 檢舉 | Posted by 魚兒 at February 6,2007 00:02
    一定是恐怖的!
    光看作者名字就知道是恐怖大王呀~~~
    | 檢舉 | Posted by D at February 6,2007 00:11
    好像會很恐佈的樣子...@@

    我昨天把照片寄到你的pchome mail 了 .
    | 檢舉 | Posted by janee at February 6,2007 00:29
    天呀, 你把名字改了我就不知道原本叫什麼了, 不會是阿輪吧? xD
    (那阿輪不就是要寫阿法...)
    | 檢舉 | Posted by 晚 at February 6,2007 00:41
    to UKWIA

    you too not yellow no yield a!

    to 魚兒, D & Janee

    不確定是不是恐怖的....
    接龍嘛
    大家喜歡的故事走向不見得一樣 :P

    所以魚兒不用太擔心

    to D

    什麼叫做看作者名字就知道....
    *危險地瞇起眼睛*

    to 社長

    >我昨天把照片寄到你的pchome mail 了

    謝啦!!
    (不過那個信箱我很少去收
    要先看看有沒有被退... @@)

    to 阿晚

    答對. :P
    (阿輪說不改掉他就不接
    沒辦法... @@)
    | 檢舉 | Posted by hikawac at February 6,2007 08:52
    哼~~

    幹嘛講的一副我凶神惡煞的樣子
    是超風姐您自己不長眼啊~
    | 檢舉 | Posted by alann at February 6,2007 15:42
    哇咧...

    梅超風本來就是近乎全瞎吧?
    | 檢舉 | Posted by hikawac at February 6,2007 15:50
    不過還是能感應到掌風及鬥氣的
    超強!
    | 檢舉 | Posted by D at February 6,2007 16:10
    更正啟示

    not yellow no yield
    ->not yellow many yield
    (thanks to UKWIA)

    to D

    謝謝您的稱讚! ^^y
    | 檢舉 | Posted by hikawac at February 6,2007 23:29
    小的怕被滅口啊..TAT
    | 檢舉 | Posted by D at February 6,2007 23:45
    會滅口的是阿輪!
    其實...
    他才是深藏不露的高手啊~~!
    | 檢舉 | Posted by hikawac at February 7,2007 00:39
    超風姐
    子彈要上膛了~
    | 檢舉 | Posted by alann at February 7,2007 12:16
    上什麼膛?
    你要寫啦?

    還是叫我補一點內容?
    | 檢舉 | Posted by hikawac at February 7,2007 14:23
    各位朋友啊~~小的被江蘇的"官"打敗了之後...忍辱負重茍且偷線...我來看你們啦啦啊.....

    在沒有網路的日子裡, 就是故事裡面的衣櫥在跟我相伴...好心的超風姐盡量不要把它弄成恐怖片好咩 =.=
    | 檢舉 | Posted by 小小肥 at February 11,2007 17:05
    總之
    你現在在大陸
    身不由己就是了...

    那跟我現在不能上網的狀況很類似嘛 ^^

    那個
    衣櫥的下場如何
    要看其他兩位接龍的人怎麼寫
    不是我一個人可以決定的 :P
    | 檢舉 | Posted by hikawac at February 12,2007 02:17
    辛苦臥底的肥爺了...
    --------------------------------
    明明說好三年,三年之後又三年

    三年之後又三年

    就快十年了,老大


    出自「無間道」
    | 檢舉 | Posted by D at February 12,2007 09:17
    D 爺一定要這樣子咒抓尼???
    | 檢舉 | Posted by 小小肥 at February 12,2007 22:52
    >D 爺一定要這樣子咒抓尼???

    How many *pieces* you are this time. For example,
    3 pieces = 3 CMFS's.
    Good luck, enjoy, and have fun! XDDD

    >各位朋友啊~~小的被江蘇的"官"打敗了之後...

    You can revenge on their (="官") daughters with your 3 bars, if they are not too ugly, of course. XP
    | 檢舉 | Posted by YY at February 12,2007 23:13
    唉~~~那還用您講啊!
    如果是優的當然是比照 CMFS 來處理啊!
    不過...你也知道一個人如果吃太好的話...=_=
    ugly 可能不夠用 XD
    | 檢舉 | Posted by 小小肥 at February 12,2007 23:31
    我怎麼覺得 YY 跟 D 的生活情趣來自於小小肥跟 CMFS 的 [互動]啊... Orz
    | 檢舉 | Posted by hikawac at February 14,2007 09:06
    2 questions
    1. why [3 pieces = 3 CMFS's.]?
    2. why [一個人如果吃太好的話.ugly 可能不夠用 XD]?
    | 檢舉 | Posted by hikawac at February 14,2007 09:07
    啥是CMFS?
    我lag了...

    ps. 不然三貝戈戈客的雅號怎麼來的? :p
    | 檢舉 | Posted by D at February 14,2007 10:19
    >啥是CMFS?

    Chinese Mad Female Spy.
    | 檢舉 | Posted by YY at February 14,2007 13:32
    >1. why [3 pieces = 3 CMFS's.]?

    Each CMFS got one piece of 小小肥.
    Think 三人拔河.
    | 檢舉 | Posted by YY at February 14,2007 13:36
    >2. why [一個人如果吃太好的話.ugly 可能不夠用 XD]

    We'd better let 小小肥 answer, but
    it may endanger his life b4 his safely returning Taiwan. So,
    be patient. XD
    | 檢舉 | Posted by YY at February 14,2007 13:39
    ^^|||
    真為難肥爺了..
    | 檢舉 | Posted by D at February 14,2007 15:31
    to D

    你 lag 滿嚴重的
    YY 很早就解釋過這個 term 了

    所以老師不是常說
    要專心!

    >ps. 不然三貝戈戈客的雅號怎麼來的? :p
    請不要以此自豪
    ....|||

    to YY

    no need to split into pieces
    they can just make 4p.. :P

    >it may endanger his life b4 his safely returning Taiwan. So,
    be patient. XD
    seems like you know the answer...

    to D

    不會啊
    是享福吧 :P
    | 檢舉 | Posted by hikawac at February 15,2007 11:12
    ^^y
    等肥爺回台浮出水面再聽他的回報吧 :p
    | 檢舉 | Posted by D at February 15,2007 12:15
    我想你跟 YY 一定迫不及待想聽 [細節] 吧... :P
    | 檢舉 | Posted by hikawac at February 15,2007 18:42
    自然是最高機密囉 :p
    | 檢舉 | Posted by D at February 15,2007 19:29
    叫小小肥寫一篇[與 CMFS 的第一類接觸]的文章.. :P
    | 檢舉 | Posted by hikawac at February 15,2007 19:50
    再自行核為最高等級機密 XD
    | 檢舉 | Posted by D at February 15,2007 21:04
    >我想你跟 YY 一定迫不及待想聽 [細節] 吧... :P

    Of course, the thinner (=細) the better. XD

    That might be where the "細細"黑黑的長髮絲 are from. Ummm ....
    | 檢舉 | Posted by YY at February 16,2007 04:18
    to 嘻哈瓦咖
    是 "與 CMFS 奮戰的身酸血x史" 吧 XD

    to D
    "三貝戈戈客" 是... 人名嗎 =.=

    to YY
    他們兩個壞人在討論的"細節"應該是"細細、黑黑、捲捲"的...吧 :p
    | 檢舉 | Posted by 小小肥 at February 17,2007 02:41
    Hi 小小肥,

    Welcome home in ONE piece. XD
    (are you sure???)

    Here are some prediction about mainland China.
    Since I have never been there,
    what do you guys think?

    "對中國的解讀也是一樣,這些半調子經濟學家跟市場專家,
    再過個幾年,慢慢就要面臨考驗。
    曾有個投資界的前輩曾經說:泡沫分兩種,壞與非常壞。
    我想:對中國來講,將來的壞,是超越前面兩者,這種壞是最高級的壞。"

    More at,
    http://www.socialforce.tw/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=6418&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=2760&sid=6d1f390b8fe036f55d7c97a167390b7a
    | 檢舉 | Posted by YY at February 24,2007 01:37
    >"與 CMFS 奮戰的身酸血x史"

    Sounds a good title, as well as the titles of chapters. For example,

    Chapter-1: 身: 身世 (or 身裁?)
    Chapter-2: 酸: hardship, and how she got jealous of the 3 bars belonged to 小小肥.
    Chapter-3: 血, the 1st blood (Think the movie by Sylvester Stallone. His hair is 捲捲的).
    Chapter-4: X, .... (the magic 4 dots!)
    Chapter-5: 史, it's all history now.
    | 檢舉 | Posted by YY at February 24,2007 02:15
    to D

    核為最高機密
    核的人是誰?

    to YY

    >That might be where the "細細"黑黑的長髮絲 are from
    from 營養不良的主人囉

    to 小小肥

    身酸血 x 史?
    最酸的是哪部份?
    血是哪來的...

    ps.
    請視回答內容自行決定是否配戴 18 禁的 logo 在頭上
    謝謝

    >"三貝戈戈客" 是... 人名嗎 =.=
    我想應該是團體名... :P

    >他們兩個壞人在討論的"細節"應該是"細細、黑黑、捲捲"的...吧 :p
    細細黑黑的是營養不良的頭髮
    捲捲的是黑人
    難不成中國被黑人攻陷啦?

    to YY

    relating china, no comment.

    >Chapter-1: 身: 身世 (or 身裁?)
    身裁-->身材?
    >Chapter-2: 酸: hardship, and how she got jealous of the 3 bars belonged to 小小肥.
    she? not "they" (CMFS)...
    | 檢舉 | Posted by hikawac at February 26,2007 11:10
    >>Chapter-2: 酸: hardship, and how she got jealous of the 3 bars belonged to 小小肥.
    >she? not "they" (CMFS)...

    One at a time 嘛. After all,
    this is just volume-1
    | 檢舉 | Posted by YY at April 17,2007 02:12
    Martian is not home.

    大家來灌水! XDDD
    | 檢舉 | Posted by YY at April 18,2007 10:46
    >One at a time 嘛. After all,
    >this is just volume-1
    sounds reasonable
    and can't wait to see volume 2 ;)

    >Martian is not home.
    >大家來灌水! XDDD
    who told you that? =_+
    thought i haven't been talking
    i am still watching you!
    | 檢舉 | Posted by hikawac at April 27,2007 15:42
    Yeah, Y爺, better listen carefully to what BIG SISTER said.
    | 檢舉 | Posted by D at April 27,2007 18:40
    >=_+

    What does the above sign mean?
    I am lagged. Translations please. (=Help!)

    PS. It was nice to take a few days off,
    away from computer. ;=P
    I finally got a few long over-due things done.
    How about you guys?
    | 檢舉 | Posted by YY at April 30,2007 12:40
    >thought i haven't been talking
    >i am still watching you!

    I am flattered.
    I am unaware that I am worth watching (=耐看).
    (害羞中)
    | 檢舉 | Posted by YY at April 30,2007 13:01
    >hikawac 自言自語 奇怪, 衣櫥真的有問題..我一直無法留言成功...@@

    Test
    | 檢舉 | Posted by YY at April 30,2007 19:24
    幫TEST
    (有時我的也會,會出現空白頁 @@ 過一陣子才好..)
    | 檢舉 | Posted by D at April 30,2007 20:54
    to D

    >better listen carefully to what BIG SISTER said.
    you bet!

    to YY

    >>=_+
    >What does the above sign mean?
    it means one shut 20% shut, and the other 80% shut emitting 暗器!

    >It was nice to take a few days off,
    >away from computer. ;=P
    i rarely come near my computer except business hours. :P
    (check on the time i appears on my blog.)

    >I finally got a few long over-due things done.
    i once a while get my overdue things done,
    but most of the time, i keep things till it's overdue
    so that i can always have things to do....
    hahahaha!!

    >I am unaware that I am worth watching (=耐看).
    >(害羞中)
    glad that one of us is having fun. Orz

    >>hikawac 自言自語 奇怪, 衣櫥真的有問題..我一直無法留言成功...@@
    >Test
    thanks.
    it's fine now.

    to D

    >幫TEST
    >(有時我的也會,會出現空白頁 @@ 過一陣子才好..)
    謝啦
    那時候是別篇文章可以回留言
    但這篇不行
    還真怪... XD
    | 檢舉 | Posted by hikawac at May 28,2007 16:22
    [it means one shut 20% shut, and the other 80% shut emitting 暗器!]
    one shut 20% shut->one eye 20% shut
    | 檢舉 | Posted by hikawac at May 28,2007 16:35
    還以為妳在繞口令 XD
    | 檢舉 | Posted by D at May 28,2007 19:03
    衣櫥裡的髮絲-0 ???
    http://blog.roodo.com/mobykale_yuyu/archives/3496497.html#comment-10960187

    Oh, might want to add 衣櫥裡的髮絲-3 at 引用列表
    http://blog.roodo.com/isisagate/archives/3019209.html
    | 檢舉 | Posted by YY at June 20,2007 01:29
    To Y爺
    我那篇文根本就沒提到衣櫥,也沒有驚悚的氣氛
    好嗎!!!

    hikawac,
    不過說真的啦 衣櫥裡的髮絲 續集等很久很久耶...
    | 檢舉 | Posted by 魚兒 at June 20,2007 10:05
    >我那篇文根本就沒提到衣櫥,

    When he gets home and hangs his pants, there will be many 髮絲 in his 衣櫥. XD

    >也沒有驚悚的氣氛
    All horror movies begin with lovely peace, then gradually turn into
    horror that breaks your peace to pieces.
    | 檢舉 | Posted by YY at June 20,2007 10:36
    to D


    就算更正了那個單字
    也很像在繞口令吧? :P

    to YY

    cool!
    quite logical!!

    to 魚兒

    >我那篇文根本就沒提到衣櫥,也沒有驚悚的氣氛
    >好嗎!!!
    有關這個部份
    我同意 Y 爺的答辯... :P

    >不過說真的啦 衣櫥裡的髮絲 續集等很久很久耶...
    這不能怪我
    是另外兩位說書人棄械逃亡去了

    所以
    只要魚兒跟其他人願意接下他們二位的棒子
    故事就可以繼續啦 ^^

    to YY

    good defense!

    though what you described is different atmosphere from the original one...
    (bringing 魚兒的髮絲 back to closet, is kuso... while the original is horror...so far.)
    | 檢舉 | Posted by hikawac at June 20,2007 12:19
    啊你不素要寫唯美版? 怎麼變成驚悚版了.. @@
    | 檢舉 | Posted by jcool at June 20,2007 12:34
    >(bringing 魚兒的髮絲 back to closet, is kuso... while the original is horror...so far.)

    那就來個 "黑色喜劇" 吧! 吧吧吧吧吧吧吧~~~

    When 金庸 started writing his 天龍八部,
    he did not know what he wanted to write either
    So shall Martian. XDDD
    | 檢舉 | Posted by YY at June 20,2007 12:57
    那來個黑色火星幽默劇吧... @@
    麻煩加註火星語解說喔... XD....
    Black martian comedy.. as dark as it can be.... |||
    | 檢舉 | Posted by jcool at June 20,2007 13:17
    那不就整個一片黑...
    啥都看不到就全.劇.終了.....@@
    | 檢舉 | Posted by D at June 20,2007 13:51
    >我同意 Y 爺的答辯... :P
    這樣的話,我那篇就算前傳好了

    >其他人願意接下他們二位的棒子
    >故事就可以繼續啦 ^^
    不用其他人了啦
    請hikawac將真相寫出來吧~
    | 檢舉 | Posted by 魚兒 at June 21,2007 10:46
    魚兒跟吸卡蛙二大寫手真的不考慮合作一下? :p
    黑色驚悚火星劇~
    | 檢舉 | Posted by D at June 21,2007 11:24
    to jcool

    衣櫥裡的髮絲本來就是推理或驚悚小說啊
    唯美版是魚兒的"纏"啦

    to YY

    >那就來個 "黑色喜劇" 吧! 吧吧吧吧吧吧吧~~~
    so far, not interested in comedy.
    應該還是會以推理,驚悚或科幻為主軸吧
    (雖然阿輪跟阿晚好像已經把方向導到喜劇上去了...@@)

    >When 金庸 started writing his 天龍八部,
    >he did not know what he wanted to write either
    i agree.
    most characters in fiction have different ideas with their creator
    and tend to control the story themselves

    >So shall Martian. XDDD
    you still don't get it....
    he IS martian. :P

    to jcool

    >那來個黑色火星幽默劇吧... @@
    呃...
    解答同上
    我會力挽狂瀾
    把搞笑風格導回推理,驚悚或科幻...

    to D

    我還不至於那麼想被圍毆啦

    to 魚兒

    >>我同意 Y 爺的答辯... :P
    >這樣的話,我那篇就算前傳好了
    那就變喜劇啦
    跟我的推理或恐怖驚悚調性不合啦 XD

    既然答辯的是 YY
    那就叫他負責寫喜劇版好了啦...

    >不用其他人了啦
    >請hikawac將真相寫出來吧~
    不不不
    這怎麼成呢
    接龍的這個概念是一定要延續的啦
    畢竟接龍有種未知的感覺,比較刺激啊...
    | 檢舉 | Posted by hikawac at June 21,2007 11:27
    to D

    >魚兒跟吸卡蛙二大寫手真的不考慮合作一下? :p
    寫手用在魚兒身上實至名歸
    用在我身上就尷尬了

    再說
    推別人下火坑的同時
    應該自己也跳下來吧...

    >黑色驚悚火星劇~
    ......|||
    | 檢舉 | Posted by hikawac at June 21,2007 11:39
    >寫手用在魚兒身上實至名歸
    >用在我身上就尷尬了

    醬啊....哪...."寫腳"您覺得如何哩~?
    | 檢舉 | Posted by D at June 21,2007 12:09
    寫手?
    上次跟我說寫手的那人現在不知道流落到哪去了

    >既然答辯的是 YY
    >那就叫他負責寫喜劇版好了啦...
    不知道可不可以叫他用中文字寫出喜劇版
    英文的笑點要想很久耶,搞不好還笑不出來,那不就可惜了。

    老迪,
    感覺上你好像對接下去寫很有興趣耶
    那就由你接下這不可能的任務吧!
    | 檢舉 | Posted by 魚兒 at June 21,2007 16:16
    好!

    全.劇.終


    謝謝收看~
    | 檢舉 | Posted by D at June 21,2007 19:54
    to D

    ......
    是說章魚本來就沒有手
    只有八隻腳 :P

    to 魚兒

    榜上有名還被D表揚的人別這麼客氣...

    >不知道可不可以叫他用中文字寫出喜劇版
    >英文的笑點要想很久耶,搞不好還笑不出來,那不就可惜了
    叫他打中文
    應該是種懲罰吧?
    懲罰他沒事到別人家kuso
    自己卻不開一個blog

    >感覺上你好像對接下去寫很有興趣耶
    >那就由你接下這不可能的任務吧!
    那搞笑版的人選就敲定為[肥Dㄚ]天團好了 :P

    to D

    事情不是憨人所想的那麼簡單的啦...
    休想以這幾個字帶過...
    | 檢舉 | Posted by hikawac at June 26,2007 10:25
    >>是說章魚本來就沒有手
    >>只有八隻腳 :P
    你怎麼知道是八隻腳而不是八支手ㄋ? 呵呵... ^^||
    | 檢舉 | Posted by jcool at June 26,2007 11:34
    八根毛? = = +

    對厚...Y爺幹嘛不開個blog哩...
    | 檢舉 | Posted by D at June 26,2007 12:28
    >對厚...Y爺幹嘛不開個blog哩...

    Watering has more fun 啊!
    | 檢舉 | Posted by YY at June 26,2007 15:17
    >那搞笑版的人選就敲定為[肥Dㄚ]天團好了 :P

    After Aug., when I am settled,
    maybe we can brain-storm if the other 2 guys interested,
    via Skype?
    | 檢舉 | Posted by YY at June 26,2007 15:23
    wow... YY 爺 has got serious about this...
    [肥D] 爺們..... fighting!! ^^
    | 檢舉 | Posted by jcool at June 26,2007 20:24
    那是Rain的角色...
    az az fight XD
    | 檢舉 | Posted by D at June 26,2007 20:59
    to jcool

    ......

    to D

    他說過原因啦
    (原文不可考
    已被淹在留言中)

    因為他作惡多端
    有blog會被大家報復
    所以他還是繼續到別人家亂就好

    to YY

    >Watering has more fun 啊!
    典型的惡人無膽? :P

    >After Aug., when I am settled,
    >maybe we can brain-storm if the other 2 guys interested,
    >via Skype?
    can't wait
    though i don't think 肥&D will compromise

    to jcool

    let's wait for their masterpiece.

    to D

    轉移話題是沒用的...
    謝謝
    | 檢舉 | Posted by hikawac at June 28,2007 11:45
    ..╮(﹋﹏﹌)╭..
    | 檢舉 | Posted by D at June 28,2007 12:12