March 10,2006
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1、總統阿扁希望提高自己的聲望,想要發行一款有自己肖像的郵票 ....
發行過了一個多月之後,阿扁想要視察看看銷路如何.....
發行過了一個多月之後,阿扁想要視察看看銷路如何.....
阿扁:「銷售情形怎麼樣?」
郵政總局局長:「還算不錯,只不過常常有人抱怨黏不牢!」
阿扁:「怎麼會呢?」
阿扁隨手拿了一張郵票,塗了一點口水在郵票背面,便試貼在信封上....
阿扁:「這樣不是黏得很緊嗎?」
郵政總局局長:「可是......大家 ...都把口水吐在正面啊.......」
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2 、深夜,阿扁總統要去幫阿珍買宵夜。
結果在路上遇到搶匪…搶匪拿著槍指著阿扁說:
「把身上的錢交出來!」
阿扁勃然大怒說:「你這什麼態度?我可是堂堂總統耶!」
搶匪:「喔,那……把我的錢還來。」
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3 、某天,總統、五院院長...等大官一起參加一個會議,結果發生連環車禍,
送至醫院急救,記者們聞風趕至醫院稍久,醫生出來了,記者忙著問:
「醫生!醫生!總統有救嗎?」
醫生沮喪的搖搖頭說:「唉..總統沒救了...」
記者又問:「醫生!醫生!行政院長有救嗎?」
醫生又沮喪的搖搖頭說:「唉...也沒救了....」
記者就問:「那...到底誰有救?」
醫生精神一振說:「台灣有救了!」
郵政總局局長:「還算不錯,只不過常常有人抱怨黏不牢!」
阿扁:「怎麼會呢?」
阿扁隨手拿了一張郵票,塗了一點口水在郵票背面,便試貼在信封上....
阿扁:「這樣不是黏得很緊嗎?」
郵政總局局長:「可是......大家 ...都把口水吐在正面啊.......」
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
2 、深夜,阿扁總統要去幫阿珍買宵夜。
結果在路上遇到搶匪…搶匪拿著槍指著阿扁說:
「把身上的錢交出來!」
阿扁勃然大怒說:「你這什麼態度?我可是堂堂總統耶!」
搶匪:「喔,那……把我的錢還來。」
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
3 、某天,總統、五院院長...等大官一起參加一個會議,結果發生連環車禍,
送至醫院急救,記者們聞風趕至醫院稍久,醫生出來了,記者忙著問:
「醫生!醫生!總統有救嗎?」
醫生沮喪的搖搖頭說:「唉..總統沒救了...」
記者又問:「醫生!醫生!行政院長有救嗎?」
醫生又沮喪的搖搖頭說:「唉...也沒救了....」
記者就問:「那...到底誰有救?」
醫生精神一振說:「台灣有救了!」
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