賤骨頭的Slim Jims

首先聲明, 對於人性的批評不是針對任何網友, 因為台灣雖然是一個不正常的地區, 但是大家都來自正常的家庭, 我們看到人類受難總是不忍, 我們跟禽獸不同, 你把狗狗宰了炒成一盤炒狗肉給另一隻狗吃, 牠也照吃. 相信我, 我那殘忍的老爸做過的. 就算你在那隻狗面前殺另一隻你要烹調的狗, 牠也無動於衷. 照吃. 所以各位正常的人類對於災區的報導本來就會不忍.

可是這樣的正常人類不會徹底了解, 那個中國是不一樣的. 現在慈濟不是過去了, 結果中國要求他們乾脆不要賑災, 勞軍好了. 慈濟每次國際有難不是都跑第一個? 現在變成進退不得了. 因為解放軍很辛苦耶, 報導說還有人昏倒了, 哭哭啼啼的說要多救一個. 要是台灣沒發生過大地震我還真的相信了.

大家說捐錢, 結果居然有中國單位要截留六成的款項, 只有四成會去災區, 那各地官員再分一下, 還剩下什麼? 中國還處處導演一幕幕假捐款的戲來騙台灣人, 台灣人哪分的清楚啊? 我們想說自己也發生大地震過, 知道救難如救急, 人人都會背所謂的黃金七十二小時, 因為我們苦過嘛. 哪知道這捐錢救難也可以演戲? 所以我們用在台灣的經驗來正常判斷, 結果卻大錯特錯. 我們不知道中國會來這套,

當一個狙擊手要消滅整個班他會怎麼做? 很簡單, 他只要打傷其中一個兵, 讓他躺在地上哀嚎, 引起其他同袍的不忍跑出來救援, 狙擊手再一個個一槍畢命, 得來完全不費工夫. 這在狙擊學校一定有教. 所以中國要宣傳, 要人躺在那兒拍照, 專門擺好慘樣子給記者拍, 照片要傳到國際去, 全世界才會同情. 中國共產黨這套在當年慘敗的國民黨軍裡不是新聞, 但是在長久以來接受國民黨傻逼教育下的台灣人民來說, 非常受用. 因為台灣人民根本不知道如何對付中國, 敵人會出什麼賤招台灣人完全不知道, 沒打過預防針的.

那我怎麼知道? 我爸爸正是那些當年吃了暗虧的國民黨軍, 撇開蔣軍事天才的白痴部署調度, 軍中的匪諜多如牛毛, 這仗怎麼打的贏? 小時後在家裡常常聽淑淑伯伯提高了嗓門說, 那傢伙八成是個匪諜! 事實上他們在軍中本來就訓練了細聽言行的本事, 不是要做人背後的扒子, 是為了保命.

再回來說這次的地震, 我保證還有更多的感人小故事, 真的是賺人熱淚, 可是各位仔細判斷一下就可發現都是騙人的, 只有搶台灣人道包機機位的事才是真的. 因為都是中國人嘛, 所以人道包機當然中國人也可以坐啊, 我們都說人家是大陸, 我們就是外島, 所以一家親囉, 機位擠一下又何妨?

就拿那個偉大的母親來說, 趴在地上檔土石救嬰兒一命, 同時還打了一堆字在她的手機裡, 我怎想都覺得不可能, 怎麼做到的? 身體被壓到變形, 而不覺疼痛還可以打字, 中文輸入又特別麻煩, 不像英文, 如果打你(You)可以直接打 U, 所有的人都看的懂, 中文就沒那麼容易, 而且在土石堆中.

各位不信的可以試試趴在地上雙膝跪地, 雙手撐地, 請老婆或老公把大冰箱推倒在你背上, 然後傳簡訊給老婆老公說你愛她, 看看你會先發抖痛死還是一點也不受影響的打出, 不要說一行字啦, 就我愛你三個字就好, 我保證你一個字也打不出來, 更別說再把手機塞在你褲檔了. 這位母親是奧運舉重金牌嗎? 如果是那她應該正在北京受訓吧.

報導說醫生去檢查那嬰兒, 看到手機就下意識的看了一下, 所以發現了那些字. 奇怪了? 一般手機不是有省電功能? 如果你不用它, 它的螢幕就黑掉, 開啟省電功能, 有的手機還會自動上鎖. 那醫生為什麼下意識去看那黑螢幕? 他應該看不到什麼才對啊? 他下意識? 他下意識要幹走這隻手機吧?

台灣也發生過大地震, 台灣人用簡訊的機會大於中國人吧? 為什麼我都沒聽說過 921 時有任何人發出類似的簡訊給親人? 逃難都來不及了. 就算是東興大樓的受困兩兄弟, 他們在那廢墟待了那麼久, 怎麼沒有聽說他們有那一絲絲的概念, 知道要把手機死抓著, 到時候可以傳簡訊, 不要說傳簡訊啦, 大喊救命都可以.

千禧年的的那年元旦, 我的手機被朋友傳簡訊恭喜新年傳到快爆機, 當時很感慨科技的進步連打招呼都可以傳簡訊了. 沒想到今天中國真聰明啊, 會用這個簡訊來呼巄人. 只可惜秀過頭了, 畫虎不成變成王八. 我看啊, 乾脆說災區地底下, 有人用數位攝影機拍了一部惡夜叢林續集, 或惡靈古堡第四集的短片傳到了YouTube算了.

這樣騙人簡直已經騙到沒有譜了, 什麼叫做沒有譜? 就是樂隊演奏已經沒有譜了, 就直接即興演出吧, 管你信不信, 反正說的越悲哀越好, 就像有人說明天搞不好有人把自己頭砍了, 走出瓦礫堆得救了. 反正說什麼台灣人都信, 傻逼嘛.

PS:
我最近也接到一封英文詐騙信, 各位看看紅字的地方就知道這也是騙到沒譜了. 還威脅說我刪了這封信我就是沒人性的人咧. 靠~各位還想捐嗎? 這個也是可以捐啦.

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