音樂是這世界上最美好的事:總統大選之蕾哈娜小雨傘

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2008年03月22日 04:11

總統大選之蕾哈娜小雨傘

貓王今天回到宜蘭，準備投下神聖的一票，我們家藍綠支持者都有，所以好像是特意回來抵銷雙方互長的 (呵)。此篇的重點是我笑了一個多月的美國總統選舉搞笑短片，剛剛再重看還是大笑了；只不過非常低級，請不喜者跳過。這段是姑且稱之美國版《全民大悶鍋》的嘲諷節目Mad TV，改編Rihanna〈Umbrella〉這首歌，把民主黨候選人Obama跟Hillary「暗通款曲」的編造故事搬上檯面，兩位主角頗神似Obama / Hillary本人，製作精良，不但有拿雨傘跳舞、塗成銀人搔首弄姿，歌詞更是令人捧腹，包括Hillary因為老公Clinton偷腥所以也想使壞（藍色蜘蛛網？）、雖然Hilary票數領先但她其實想Under Barack Obama (還有小雨傘必備回音：Bama~ Bama~)...之類。各位可比較原版〈Umbrella〉，無論動作、角度，真是抄得維妙維肖，哈哈哈！

Under Obama - Hillary Clinton Music Video

歌詞在此：（請相信本版還是很清新脫俗的...）
Obama: [rapping] Uh huh! Uh huh! Yo my girl Hillary, former first lady, will she be president? Who knows, maybe. Yo Barack Obama! I'm a black democrat, no I ain't no punk, Hillary's a hot mama. She's got her eyes on the prize, and I'm talking 'bout my junk. Hillary, where you at?

Hillary: I'm in the front. But what I want is a little bit of mandingo love. Bill had Monica, played him like a harmonica. So can I be blamed if I wanna get some strange?

Yes, I am a firm believer of some hardcore jungle fever. He's my boy, I am his girl, hellz yeah we're both down with the swirl! We may have differed on Iraq, but no one's stiffer in the sack. I can't lie - that's why I wanna be under Barack Obama, bama, bama, ay, ay, ay, under Barack Obama, bama, bama, bama, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.

The polls have me in the lead, but your polls the only one I need.

Obama: Girl you're making me really hot, I'm gonna put my ballot in your slot.

Hillary: Pour your chocolate rain on me and I'll make you my VP.

Obama: Gonna put my lovin' on ya.

Hillary: I wanna be under Barack Obama, bama, bama, bama, ay, ay, ay, ay, under Barack Obama, bama, bama, bama, ay, ay, ay ay!

Rihanna - Umbrella 原版