She's a lot like you

收錄於專輯40 oz to freedom
這首歌歌詞很有趣 mv也照著情境拍
而且最後的法官跟獄友居然是找Ron Jeremy來演....幹超好笑
我還特地翻成中文歌詞哈哈
or不念了！馬的！

歌就是前幾篇我說為什麼歌可以作成這樣那首！

Let me tell you about a girl I know,
讓我跟你說個我認識的女孩的故事
had a drink about a hour ago.
一小時前才喝過一點
Sitting in a corner by herself, in a bar in downtown Hell.
在downtown Hell一處酒吧獨自一人坐在角落

She heard a noise and she looked through the door.
他聽到了一陣喧鬧，然後他向門處看去
And saw a man she'd never seen before.
然後看到了一個他從未見過的男人
Light skin, light blue eyes, a double-chin and a plastic smile.
光亮的肌膚 清澈的藍眸 屁股下巴加上溫柔的微笑
Well, her heart raced as he walked through the door
呃，當他經過門邊之時她的心小鹿亂跳
And took an empty seat next to her at the bar.
然後他坐在酒吧中她身旁的空位
"My brand new car is parked right outside. How'd ya like to go for a ride?"
"我的新車就停在外面，要不要一起去兜個風阿？"
And she said. "Wait a minute I have to think."
"等等，我思考一下 " 她說
He said, "That's fine. May I please buy you a drink"
他說，"好阿，我是否有榮幸請你一杯?"
One drink turned into 3 or 4 and they left and got into his car
一杯酒變成了3或4杯，然後他們就離開酒吧到了他的車上
and they drove away someplace real far.
並且開到了某個真的很遠的地方.

"Now babe the time has come.
"寶貝，現在正是時機
How'd ya like to have a little fun?"
你要不要來點樂子呀？"
And she said, "If we could only please be on our way, I will not run."
她回道"倘若我們可以保持乖乖開著車，我不會逃跑"

That's when things got out of control.
事情就是這樣失去控制
She didn't want to, he had his way.
她不想做，他硬要來
She said, "Let's Go!"
她說"走拉！"
He said, "No Way!
他說"不可能!
Come on babe it's your lucky day.
寶貝別這樣，今天你走好運了
Shut your mouth, we're gonna do it my way.
閉嘴，讓我們照我的方式來
Come on baby don't be afraid,
寶貝你可別害怕呀
if it wasn't for date rape I'd never get laid."
如果不搞約會強暴那我永遠找不到人上床拉～

He finished up and he started the car
他完事後發動了車子
He turned around and drove back to the bar.
回頭開到了酒吧
He said. "Now baby don't be sad,
他說 "嘿北鼻別傷心,
in my opinion you weren't half-bad."
一我看來你昨晚表現還不賴"
She picked up a rock,
她撿起一塊石
threw it at the car,
朝向車丟去
hit him in the head,
正中他的頭
now he's got a big scar.
現在他得到了一個大疤
Come on party people won't you listen to me.
嘿你們都沒專心聽我說話
Date Rape Stylee.
這就是約會強暴！

The next day she went to her drawer,
第二天，她打開了電話簿
looked up her local attorney at law,
查找他的當地律師
went to the phone and filed the police report
拿起了電話報案
and then she took the guy's ass to court.
然後他們倆就法庭相見
Well, the day he stood in front of the judge
呃，那天當他們在法官面前對質時
he screamed, "She lies!
他大叫"她說謊
That little slut!"
那小婊子!"
The judge knew that he was full of shit
法官當然知道他滿口屁話
and he gave him 25 years.
判了他25年
And now his heart is filled with tears.
而現在他的心頭充滿了淚

One night in jail it was getting late.
在監獄有一晚是真的很晚
He was butt-raped by a large inmate.
他被他的大隻牢友給肛了
And he screamed,
他大叫著
but the guards paid no attention to his cries.
但獄卒完全不鳥他的哭聲

That's when things got out of control.
這就是事情失控的經過
The moral of the date rape story,
這個約會強暴的案例給我們道德的教訓是
it does not pay to be drunk and horny.
酒醉跟好色本不需付出代價

But that's the way it had to be.
但這就是他必然的結果
They locked him up and threw away the key.
他們把他關起來而且把鑰匙丟了
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind,
呃，我實在不能憐憫這種人
even though he now takes it in the behind.(X2)
儘管他現在正在被人從後面來

DATE RAPE!
約會強暴!

Lananananana Lananananana
Lananananana Ladadalanana

She didn't want to!
She didn't want to!
She didn't want to!
She didn't want to!
他不想要!

TAKE IT!
記住!