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"自動播放:It Isn't .It Wasn't.It Ain't Never Gonna Be."







It isn't, it wasn't, it ain't never gonna be It isn't, it wasn't, it ain't never gonna be, yeah



VERSE 1: Sung by Aretha
You've been hanging round my boyfriend
You've been sayin that he's sweet, yeah
Girl I know that you've been talking
Because the talk is on the street
You say that you are gonna steal his heart
Well sweety you ain't gonna get that far
You're after somethin that don't belong to you
Well girlfriend I've got news for you
(spoken):What are you trying to say Miss Thang?
CHORUS
It isn't, it wasn't, it ain't never gonna be
It isn't, it wasn't, it ain't never gonna be
He ain't never, ever, never, never, never gonna be your man
VERSE 2: Sung by Whitney
Well I just ain't the kind of woman
To pick the fruit off of your tree, girl
And you keep saying that he's your man
Well that ain't what he said to me
He blow me kissses as he drives away
He sends me roses in the middle of the day, yeah
You think it's you that he's thinking of
But I'm the one he really, really loves
(spoken): So what am I tring to say? Don't dis me girl!!
DOUBLE CHORUS:
It isn't, it wasn't, it ain't never gonna be
It isn't, it wasn't, it ain't never gonna be
He ain't never, ever, never, never, never, never gonna be you'll see
It isn't, it wasn't, it ain't never gonna be
It isn't, it wasn't, it ain't never gonna be
He ain't never, ever, never, never, never gonna be your man
BRIDGE
Aretha speaks:
What are you doin? Layin and hangin back?
Whitney sings: Don't you know it girl?
Aretha speaks: Hmmm...Just as I suspected...
Both sing: You been talkin that line, line, line line line and the nah nah nah nah but the man is mine, Hey!!
Aretha: He blows me kisses as he drives away
Whitney: He sends me flowers in the middle of the day, yeah Aretha: You think it's you that he's thinking of
Whitney: I know I'm the one that he really, really, really loves.
Aretha speaks: What am I tring to say Miss It?
Whitney speaks: What are you tring to say?
Aretha speaks: Get real!!
Chorus 2x
SPOKEN INTERACTION
A: So now what is this?
W: Well you know
A: That my man is supposed to be interested in you?
W: What can I say
A: You know, I realize that you're under pressure.
W: Yes, I am
A: And that you are suffering from delusions, but uh
W: Well
A: Don't be ridiculous
W: I'm not
A: Get Real!
W: You better get real! You know the deal, he told me he loves me and that I'm just his forever
A: Uh huh... forever
W: Forever
A: Must have played out about 20 years ago. Now check this out. Your man is not my man!
W: This is true!
A: Uh huh
W: This is true.
A: Now, every king has his queen, and I love my role being his queen And I hope you like yours too...
W: Well, I'm his princess
A: ...whatever that is...
W: (Bursts into laughter) Wait a minute....wait
A: Come on now...
W: OK...Well he said that I'm his princess... you might be his queen, but I'm his princess
A: Yeah, well, I like being the queen myself
W: Well, you know that's what you are, (bursts into laughter again)
A: Shut up....(laughs)...shut up!
W: Oh, this is funny


當兩國為了爭奪同一塊土地時

首先兩者會相互叫陣宣示

告知對方統治這片土地的合法性與居民需要民族解放的聲聲呼換

軟的來不成

就來硬的

言語譴責，遠交近攻，最後兵戎相見，無所不用其極

為的就是要贏得最後的勝利



兩個女人同時愛上一個男人(極可能是男人劈腿造成)

會有什麼狀況發生呢

1989年靈魂女王(Soul Lady)ArethaFranklin(艾瑞莎．佛蘭克琳)跟(WhitnyHuston)惠妮．休士頓合唱的單曲

藉以兩人對嗆卻又訴說那男人分別對她們的甜言蜜語

一個說是他的王后

一個說是他的公主

(這男人嘴還真甜到了一個極有心機的地步)

笑談中還忍不住互虧對方一下

最後姊妹情誼終究沒沖昏彼此為愛而戰的初衷

結尾還來個閉嘴嗆聲



1998年新生代的Brandy(白蘭蒂)跟Monica(蒙妮卡)連姊妹情誼的噓寒問暖都免了

直接就互嗆回去

還互相說彼此是不是搞不清楚狀況

新世代的歌詞就沒那麼多修飾

直接了當就對質了起來

實在有夠恰



之所以會想寫這2首

最大的靈感來自前陣子看了"分手擂臺"這個節目

太多光怪陸離的劇情

讓人不禁要問

真實生活有那麼複雜與混亂嗎

朋友總笑著說那是一齣喜劇

但我看來

就像是兩組對唱曲一樣

無解

也無謂

但是

每天總有如此的荒謬鬧劇在各地上演



不過想想

兩女搶一男

似乎是那男的享受那被爭寵的快感

像個皇帝般的快活

"The Boy Is Mine "MV的結局是雙姝給那該死的劈腿男吃了閉門羹

似乎又合乎觀眾道德上得期待

若真的有如此理智

那麼社會上也少了許多情殺，跳樓，縱火，潑酸的駭人案件


說得有點像是勸世文

言重了些

不過也希望每個人不要真的成了故事裡的其中一角

那就真的笑不出來了



"手動播放:The Boy Is Mine "







Brandy:
Excuse me, can I please talk to you for a minute?

Monica:
Uh huh, sure you know, you look kinda familiar.

Brandy:
Yeah, you do too but, umm, I just wanted to know do you know somebody named
you, you know his name.

Monica:
Oh, yeah definatly, I know his name.

Brandy:
I just wanted to let you know he's mine.

Monica:
Huh... No no, he's mine!

You need to give it up
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
The boy is mine
I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused
He belongs to me
The boy is mine

Brandy:
I think it's time we got this straight
Let's sit and talk face to face
There is no way you could mistake
Him for your man are you insane

Monica:
You see I know that you may be
Just be jealous of me
Cuz you're blind if you can't see
That his love is all in me

Brandy:
You see I tried to hesitate
I didn't wanna say what they told me
He said without me he couldn't make
It through the day ain't that a shame

Monica:
Maybe you misunderstood
Cause I can't see how he could
Wanna change something that's so good
But my love is all it took

Both:
You need to give it up
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
The boy is mine
I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused
He belongs to me
The boy is mine

Monica:
Must you do the things you do
You keep on acting like a fool
You need to know it's me not you
And if you didn't know it girl it's true

Brandy:
I think that you should realize
And try to understand why
He is a part of my life
I know it's killing you inside

Monica:
You can say what you want to say
What we have you can't take
from the truth you can't escape
I can tell the real from the fake

Brandy:
When will you get the picture
You're the past, I'm the future
Get away it's my time to shine
And if you didn't know the boy is mine

Both:
You need to give it up
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
The boy is mine
I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused
He belongs to me
The boy is mine


Monica:
You can't destroy this love I found
Your silly games I won't allow
The boy is mine without a doubt
You might as well throw in the towel

Brandy:
What makes you think that he wants you
When I'm the one that brought him to
This special place in my heart
Cause he was my love right from the start

Both:
You need to give it up
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
The boy is mine



Both:
You need to give it up
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
The boy is mine
I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused
He belongs to me
The boy is mine

Monica:
Not yours

Brandy:
But mine

Monica:
Not yours

Brandy:
But mine

Monica:
Not yours

Brandy:
But mine

Both:
I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused
He belongs to me
The boy is mine