慢慢小鼻龜

The man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

"Why?" she asks.

"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that, maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off.