慢慢小鼻龜

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that, maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker asked
me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would
think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing?"
I told him I was a light bulb. He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for
a couple of days." I jumped down and walked out of the office.

When my co-worker followed me, the Boss asked her  "...And where do you think
 you're going?"

 She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark"