午夜的天堂酒吧

由Blender雜誌所選出來的史上最爛單曲，說實話還蠻有趣的。

這份排名橫跨八、九○年代，曲風也包羅萬象
算是近期不管任何排名中算是最中肯了
乍看之下，我覺得這份排名是以「話題性」為主
也就是說，這些歌其實還蠻普通的
但是因為其「話題性」而使其成為熱門單曲
例如像Billy Ray Cyrus、Vanilla Ice、Gerardo、Aqua、Right Said Fred等
這些歌也大概會名列我的最爛單曲排名之中
另外有幾首我覺得上榜原因應該是過度傳唱
例如Bobby McFerrin、Europe、Chicago等
還有的可能是因為紅的莫名奇妙的歌
包括Crash Test Dummies、Sisqo、Wreckx-N-Effect等
以及最失敗的復出作品
像Michael Jackson、Bryan Adams、Michael Bolton等


不過有幾首歌我覺得比較叫居的
就是Bette Milder和Billy Joel的歌怎麼也會上榜？
I'll Be There For You大概是被Friends播爛了才上榜
最奇怪的應該算是Deep Blue Something了
這首歌做錯了什麼？竟然還出現在前十名？！


然後我覺得Eddie Murphy上榜的應該要是跟Michael Jackson合作的
超級無敵失敗又不知所云的watzupwitu
(忘了怎麼拼，反正就是What's Up With You)
R. Kelly應該是Bump 'N' Grind上榜吧？
Will Smith我會選MIIB的主題曲
至於Nelly就要選超級無聊歌詞的 Hot In Here


至於第一名... 嗯... 我完全不知道為什麼是這一首？



Blender Magazine: Worst Records Ever


01. Starship, "We Built This City"
02. Billy Ray Cyrus, "Achy Breaky Heart"
03. Wang Chung - Everybody Have Fun Tonight
04. Limp Bizkit, "Rollin'"
05. Vanilla Ice, "Ice Ice Baby"
06. Deep Blue Something, "Breakfast at Tiffany's"
07. Eddie Murphy, "Party All the Time"
08. Ricky Martin - She Bangs
09. Bobby McFerrin - Don't Worry Be Happy
10. Huey Lewis & the News - Heart of Rock-n-Roll
11. Gerardo - Rico Suave
12. New Kids on the block - Hangin' Tough
13. Aqua - 'Barbie Girl'
14. Will Smith, "Will2K"
15. Crash Test Dummies - Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm
16. Europe, "The Final Countdown"
17. Right Said Fred, "I'm Too Sexy"
18. Hammer - 'Pumps and a Bump'
19. Chicago - You're the Inspiration
20. Toby Keith, 'Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue'
21. Rembrandts, "I'll Be There For You"
22. Lionel Richie - Dancing on the Ceiling
23. Sisqo - 'The Thong Song'
24. Phil Collins, "Sussudio"
25. Michael Jackson, 'You Rock My World'
26. Bryan Adams - The Only Thing That Looks Good on Me is You
27. Wreckx-N-Effect - 'Rump Shaker'
28. Rick Astley - 'Never Gonna Give You Up'
29. Meatloaf - 'I Would Do Anything for Love (But I won't do That)
30. Nelly - Pimp Juice
31. R. Kelly, 'You Remind Me of Something'
32. Mr. Mister - Broken Wings
33. Jennifer Lopez - 'Jenny from the Block'
34. Crazytown - 'Butterfly'
35. Don Johnson - Heartbeat
36. Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up
37. Bette Midler, "From a Distance"
38. Ja Rule - Mesmerize
39. Snow - 'Informer'
40. 4 Non Blondes, 'What's Up'
41. JC Chasez - 'Some Girls (Dance with Women)'
42. Rednex - Cotton Eye Joe
43. Master P feat. Silkk, Fiend, Mia-x & Mystikal - 'Make Em Say Uhh'
44. Billy Joel - We Didn't Start The Fire
45. Ruben Studdard, 'I'm Sorry'
46. Spin Doctors - Two Princes
47. Bobby Brown w/Whitney Houston, 'Something in Common'
48. Michael Bolton - 'Can I Touch You There'
49. Puff Daddy f/ Faith Evans & 112 - "I'll Be Missing You'
50. Corey Hart - I Wear My Sunglasses at Night


2004/04/26