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瑪麗亞凱莉新專輯《她去買把笛》(Touch My Body，暫譯)最近要發行了。這專輯譯法屬於不正經路線，原創意來是PTT網友。

瑪麗亞姊姊的專輯，我可是在1992年就買了(還是買卡帶)她的同名專輯和《Emotion》，無數少男如我，完全如癡如醉到不行。她在《音樂盒》中的熱門人氣歌曲「Hero」，更是讓無數男生愛女生唱。當年沒有全民英檢英文檢定考，但每個人都把這首歌當檢定考般學起來唱。堪稱無人不知無人不曉，連府城王記賣粽的阿伯也會哼，足見流行音樂芭樂起來的話，絕對是無人能擋。


瑪麗亞凱莉是我心目中的頭號女神，她的高三十六度嗓音讓海豚音成為飆高音的基準點。但在她前不知幾任男友摩托羅拉拋棄她之後，入主新頭家EMI時壓力過大，一邊演電影又要錄唱片，打造她個人的音樂電影，最後成了笑話，發神經耍大牌自殺的事不絕於耳。關於那部片，相信還是無數瑪麗亞凱莉迷心中的惡夢。在此我也不多提了。


還好，她轉戰了環球，拋去昔日在新力時代的抒情主攻路線，與時下流行的嘻哈饒舌合而為一，昔日的歌界女皇找回信心與實力，嗓音與賣氣都成正比恢復，2005年的《天后再臨》真的讓她回來了。


瑪麗亞凱莉被媒體攻擊如此，壓力肯定大到爆。但她還能重新歸位，而喜歡拿放大鏡檢視她各種舉動的媒體現在仍舊不會放過她，諷刺的是，我也成了幫兇一份子。


下筆時鬱卒頭痛，但也常被她怪異而好笑的新聞逗得樂不可支。再怎說，她還比不上把老被媒體轟開心的麥可傑克森。



新版MV在此，仔細看歌詞，和陳冠吸的不雅照事件似乎頗有呼應。展延閱讀巴斯光年的幽默譯法。http://blog.pixnet.net/toysRus/post/14419935

MC, you're the place to be
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

I know that you've been waiting for it
I'm waiting too
In my imagination I'd be all up on you
I know you got that fever for me
Hundred and two
And boy I know I feel the same
My temperature's through the roof

If there's a camera up in here
Then it's gonna leave with me
When I do (I do)
If there's a camera up in here
Then I'd best not catch this flick
On YouTube (YouTube)
'Cause if you run your mouth and brag
About this secret rendezvous
I will hunt you down
'Cause baby I'm up in my bidness
Like a Wendy interview
But this is private
Between you and I

Touch my body
Put me on the floor
Wrestle me around
Play with me some more
Touch my body
Throw me on the bed
I just wanna make you feel
Like you never did.
Touch my body
Let me wrap my thighs
All around your waist
Just a little taste
Touch my body
Know you love my curves
Come on and give me what I deserve
And touch my body.

Boy you can put me on you
Like a brand new white tee
I'll hug your body tighter
Than my favorite jeans
I want you to caress me
Like a tropical breeze
And float away with you
In the Caribbean Sea

If there's a camera up in here
Then it's gonna leave with me
When I do (I do)
If there's a camera up in here
Then I'd best not catch this flick
On YouTube (YouTube)
'Cause if you run your mouth and brag
About this secret rendezvous
I will hunt you down
'Cause baby I'm up in my bidness
Like a Wendy interview
But this is private
Between you and I

Touch my body
Put me on the floor
Wrestle me around
Play with me some more
Touch my body
Throw me on the bed
I just wanna make you feel
Like you never did.
Touch my body
Let me wrap my thighs
All around your waist
Just a little taste
Touch my body
Know you love my curves
Come on and give me what I deserve
And touch my body.

Imma treat you like a teddy bear
You won't wanna go nowhere
In the lap of luxury
Baby just turn to me
You won't want for nothing boy
I will give you plenty
Touch my body

Touch my body
Put me on the floor
Wrestle me around
Play with me some more
Touch my body
Throw me on the bed
I just wanna make you feel
Like you never did.
Touch my body
Let me wrap my thighs
All around your waist
Just a little taste
Touch my body
Know you love my curves
Come on and give me what I deserve
And touch my body.

Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
Oh yeah oh yeah
Oh oh oh oh yeah
Touch my body