愛護你的膝關節!:我搞上了班艾佛列克

February 28,2008

我搞上了班艾佛列克

關於這段「我搞上了班艾佛列克」，其實是一段為了呼應主持人女友的「我搞上了麥特戴蒙」MV而產生，jimmy比女友玩得更大更屌更厲害，連哈里遜福特與布萊德彼特都來抬轎，我們不得不說，明星，就是這樣玩滴。

想聽懂這段畫面講啥的人，請看以下英文台詞
So, if you’re not up to speed on what’s been going on at the Jimmy Kimmel show, then you need to see the video where Sarah Silverman informs Jimmy Kimmel she’s sleeping with Matt Damon.

Jimmy Kimmel responded after the oscars with his own video. And guess what? He’s ******* Ben Affleck. Among the celebrities in the video are: Ben Affleck (obviously), Brad Pitt, Joan Jett, Robin Williams, Don Cheadle, Pete Wentz, Perry Farrell, Macy Gray, Joel Madden, Benji Madden, Harrison Ford, Lance Bass, Cameron Diaz, Huey Luis, Josh Groban, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Meatloaf, Dicky Barrett, Harrison Ford, Rebecca Romijn, Christina Applegate, and a gospel choir a la We Are The World style.

Here’s Jimmy Kimmel’s response to Sarah Silverman’s video, I’m ******* Ben Affleck…lyrics are included below.

“I’m ******* Ben Affleck” Lyrics, Words, Script by Ben Affleck, Jimmy Kimmel
Jimmy Kimmel: Oh, Hi Sarah. It’s been a long time. I guess you’ve been…busy with…Matt Damon. I’ve been busy too. I’ve been thinking about us, and you and him and, I’m happy for you. I really am. He’s a great guy. I mean he’s the sexiest man alive. I found somebodye pretty sexy too. I don’t know if you’ve heard, but…I’m ******* Ben Affleck!

Ben Affleck: He’s ******* Ben Affleck.

Jimmy Kimmel: While you and Matt are swappin’ spit. I said I’m ******* Ben Affleck!

Ben Affleck: He said he’s ******* Ben Affleck. Hey Sarah, he’s got bigger ****.

Jimmy Kimmel: They’re not hairy though, right?

Ben Affleck: No…

Brad Pitt: Excuse me…Is someone here…******* Ben Affleck?

Jimmy Kimmel: I am! I’m ******* him!

Brad Pitt: Great, sign here.

Jimmy Kimmel: Thank you. [Reads cake] Congratulations on ******* Ben Affleck.

Crowd & Ben: Ahhhh….

Brad Pitt: What did you wish for?

Jimmy Kimmel & Ben Affleck: When we’re together there’s this feeling inside.
It’s like a million butterflies flutterin’ in my behind.
I love the dimples in your chin, I see diamonds in your eyes.
When I’m ******* you Ben Affleck I feel like I can fly.
And our ******* won’t be stopped no matter how hard they try.

Ben Affleck: They can’t stop it.

Jimmy Kimmel: They can’t stop it.

Joan Jett: You won’t tear them apart. You can’t stop this love affair, cause they love f-u-c-k-i-n-g.

Robin Williams: This is not a man crush. He’s ******* our friend Ben.

Don Cheadle: And so we all…we all hope Matt will understand…

Everyone: He’s ******* Ben

Pete Wentz & Dominic Monaghan: ******* Ben Affleck

Perry Farrell: Yeah, Jimmy’s the one who’s ******* Ben Affleck like they’re in prison.

Everyone: Just like prison.

Macy Gray: He’s ******* Ben…Ben Affleck’s his guy.

Joel Madden and Benji Madden: Oh, it’s through the ******* night and day…

Lance Bass: Just ask Huey!

Cameron Diaz: Okay, I’ll ask him Huey, did you see them **** at all?

Huey Luis: Yes, I saw them ****. They were in a bathroom stall.

Josh Groban: Oooohhh ooohhhh oohhh he’s ******* Ben, ******* Ben Affleck. He’s fuuuucking Bennnn!

Everyone: He’s ******* Ben. He’s ******* Ben Affleck!

Christopher Mintz-Plasse: Jimmy’s the one who’s ******* Ben Affleck like they’re in prison!

Meatloaf & Everyone: He’s ******* Ben. Ben Affleck’s his guy!

Joel Madden and Benji Madden: Do the ******* every way.

Dicky Barrett: Just ask Don Cheadle!

Don Cheadle: Ooohhhh ooohhh ooohhh he’s ******* Ben.

Everyone: He’s ******* Ben Affleck!

[Harrison Ford blows a kiss to Ben and Jimmy]

Everyone: Jimmy’s the one who’s ******* Ben Affleck like they’re in prison.

Christina Applegate & Rebecca Romijn: Just like prison!

Everyone: He’s ******* Ben! ******* Ben Affleck. Jimmy’s the one who’s ******* Ben Affleck like they’re in prison. He’s ******* Ben. Ben Affleck’s his guy!

Huey Luis & Cameron Diaz: They’ve been making sweet sweet love, Ben and Jimmy!

Josh Groban: That was pretty ******’ good.

這邊講一下jimmy之前有多少次節目要請麥特戴蒙上節目結果...因為時間不夠及他檔期無法配合，導致沒辦法上節目。這次jimmy硬是要在節目裡介紹他演了多少片，仔細聽，每部片都念了喔，每個人都想合作的麥特戴蒙，等到他進場後，硬說人家節目時間不夠了啦！掰。搞得麥特戴蒙沒為影片宣傳，離席前瘋狂罵了jimmy一頓。