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"SM 世紀大對決"
L:現在歡迎兩位大師出場.*****,這位是master big CHIU & master LOVE DRINK.....
CHIU:大家好!SINGLE MALT 萬歲!_____萬歲!
LOVE DRINK:花非花 .霧非霧,西施壓倒東施顰!___喔.....!
CH:今天要談的是MORTLACH
L.D:MORA?曾在台灣打球,現在是大聯盟金鶯隊的球員>
CH:MORTLACH有6支蒸餾器,最小的暱稱"小女巫"_THE WEE WITH.
L.D:學女巫啊!我也蠻喜歡哈利波特的呢!
CH:其蒸餾過程頗為複雜,有人說是2.5次蒸餾;也有人說是2.8次蒸餾..
L.D:我覺得四又三分之一車站,這個點子不錯!
R:這裡又沒有前院.
L:有人插播了耶!那就跳過,說說別的...請繼續.
CH:MORTLACH是少數仍使用蟲桶的蒸餾廠.
L.D:蟲桶?裡面有養蚯蚓嗎?老闆一定很喜歡釣魚.
CH: 發酵時間約60小時..
L.D:60小時..那不是超過7天?會不會太長了.
CH:Mmmm..
L.D:1天8小時,60小時不是超過7天??
R:先生1 天是24小時而非8小時也.
L.D:Ahhhhh...
L:最後再請兩位談談對SM的看法.
CH:所謂的SM是根基於嚴謹的製程和鮮明的個性!
L.D.:用繩子綁雖然刺激,不過我覺得用蠟燭滴更令人興奮!
CH:一面喝...我想像-擦拭了煙燻妝的成熟美女，而這股火般的熱量吞嚥後，緩慢隨呼吸吐出，一時之間似乎讓我有些暈眩!
R:懸樑刺股雖佳,然而我覺得塗機油也很令人興奮!...
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L.D.: 還君明珠雙淚垂 恨不相逢未漲時啊... 這是對單桶的老阿貝 一種無奈的心聲!
CH:堪寄迷戀，只遺憾的是，好酒歸好酒，終究不是那麼的能打動我心，似乎離感動還有一段距離....
Audience:#@$*?!.....
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翌日...
DOCTER:今天是怎麼回事,怎麼來的人一個比一個腫;剛走了一個 Miss L,現在又來了一個Mr R....嗯!我看更腫了, 簡直就像侏儸紀公園裏的暴龍了.-- 說說,是怎麼回事?
R:唉!一言難盡.......
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A:啊!好複雜,好深奧的酒喔!
B:小燮,你在喝啥好料啊!
A:丘老大,你來得正好,試試看這酒,很複雜哦!
B:(是很機車吧!)是嗎?我看看!
A:別看,你先試試看!
B:哦!好吧>
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B:30秒,廢機油味,...1分鐘,橡膠...2分鐘,焦油...3分鐘,魚肝油...4分鐘,浮在水面的機油...5分鐘,塑膠皮、橡膠雨鞋....6分鐘,一點點阿摩尼亞...10分鐘,薄荷涼...
B:1小時,硫化物味漸漸蒸起....2小時,柏油....3小時,瀝青...酒精非常強烈刺激，將舌頭螫的有點麻痺....4小時,啊,微量奶油和大量燒烤、煙燻、黑胡椒....5小時,發現了許多果甜，卻也包含許多硫味....
.....翌日清晨..
B:18小時,辛辣刺激持續殘留在舌面上，淡淡的果甜、燒烤的油漬...
A:丘老大,你好了沒?我很累了,要回去休息了.你就裝個SAMPLE回去慢慢爽就好了!
B:吵啥吵!年紀輕輕這麼沒擋頭;想當初我跟懶老大一起品一支超級老酒,花了七七四十九天,才寫完品酒筆記;現在還不過1天你就不行了?
A:拜託,老婆的算盤還等著我呢!
B:好啦!我再照個相就好.....這是什麼--狗屁拉機CASK?!
A:什麼!不要亂罵我的酒>
B:自己看..
A:GOPEELArGE CASK,這是什麼桶子,第一次看到!
B:哈~哈~,不就是"去尿尿.大桶的比較好"
A:#@$*?!
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A;啊!真棒!
B:J大你在喝啥好料的?!
A:愛喝大,剛好,你是專家,剛好幫我鑑定一下這支"JIM 1 BRORA"
B:什麼JIM 1 BRORA?沒有JIM 1 BRORA!
A:怎麼沒有?就是97分的那隻BRORA啊!
B:那支是56.4%,根本不存在!
A:真的是56.4%啊!
B:拿來我看看....Mmmm...BRARA 30年 56.4$,這是什麼東東?這酒在那兒買的?
A:就在九如路上的那家.
B:哪家?
A:就是金光閃閃最大的那家啊!
B:哦!就是門口一直在燒東西的那家啊!
A:嘘..小聲一點....
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* golden shining...*
A:B大我買了一支JIM 1耶!
B:JIM 1?! 702b 嗎?那有啥希罕!
A:嘿嘿!不是.
B:那是什麼?
A:B大,你有失阿貝達人的封號哦!是 Uigeadail 52.3%呢!
B:什麼?那兒買的?多少錢?
A:在椅背啦!花了我2億貝里耶!
B:什麼"椅背",花了2億"貝里"?! ~哈~~哈~~~~
C:喔!"椅背",那你還欠一個"靠背"~~
A:. ..#&@~$ <本文純屬虛構,與以下產品無關> ]]> http://blog.roodo.com/birdaug/archives/8276879.html http://blog.roodo.com/birdaug/archives/8276879.html Ardbeg Tue, 10 Feb 2009 17:24:02 +0800 -----------------------------------------------------------------------------
*Golden Shining Party part 2*
A:老闆我們新推出的 12生肖拾遺冰會不會有問題啊?
B:誰說的?繼本店轟動暢銷的紅白配紅酒白酒猛冰,後又一嚎肖大作!
A:那啥是牛遺?
B:笨 !遺者,動物之排泄物也;而牛遺又可作車前草解.
A:那龍遺又為何?
B:龍者,隆也;就是非常大的排泄儀式也!
A:那?遺又是什麼?...
B:笨蛋!子曰:"舉一隅，不以三隅反，則不復也。"...
A:可是這個啥遺會賣得出去嗎?
B:還懷疑!想當初我在B大名店推出黑污媽漆冰,還不是轟動萬教驚動武林!
A:可是B大名店從此之後,也成了"名店遺跡"了呢!?
B:....,吠什麼吠!快去工作!
A:.......<本文純屬虛構,與以下產品無關> ]]> http://blog.roodo.com/birdaug/archives/8265333.html http://blog.roodo.com/birdaug/archives/8265333.html Ardbeg Sun, 08 Feb 2009 01:32:12 +0800
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A:老闆你那壯陽保健的食品沒問題嗎?
B:安啦!我們是使用了多種天然珍貴藥材,遵循古法砲製,絕對沒問題!
A:可是很多客人都說,有一股濃濃糞臭(塞糜),而且服用後會有噁心頭痛腸胃不適等症狀呢!
B:你就告訴他,我們的秘方是在一個清朝流傳下來的馬桶中發現的當然會帶有糞味;噁心頭痛腸胃不適..只是身體適應時的副作用,死不了的啦,何況我們的產品還有YL的名牌保證,安啦!
A:.......<本文純屬虛構,與以下產品無關> ]]> http://blog.roodo.com/birdaug/archives/8248895.html http://blog.roodo.com/birdaug/archives/8248895.html Ardbeg Wed, 04 Feb 2009 23:56:29 +0800
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