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“Be aware of that, don’t make your life like a terrible book, long introduction, short story, no conclusion, gets nothing. “ ─ C. B. TV TROUBLES p.45
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“Open your mouth and try to say nothing, dude.” ─C. B. TRULY MEN p.9
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“Yes, Charlie, I want you to know, whatever happens, I always admire you.”
”Always?”
”Yes.”
“Admire?”
”Yes.”
”Fuck you.”
─C. B. TRULY MEN p.33
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“Please.”
“No.”
“Please!”
“No!”
“Why?”
“There is no WHY.”
“You did promise me once.”
“Yes, I did.”
“So?” The phone rang.
“So? So WHAT? Fuck you, John, could you make a completed sentence? Even once is better, thank you.”
“Make what? Sorry, I was on the phone, Tom called, and he said……”
“Said what? Huh, let me guess……did he say GO FUCK YOURSELF, John, and TELL ME WHAT THE CHURCH LOOKS LIKE? ”
“Charlie.”
“Okay, okay, that’s a joke. Really a bad joke, one of my I DON’T want to hurt his feeling but I CAN’T HELP jokes……really a careless joke. ”
“What? No, I mean……how do you know? ”
“He said that?”
“Yes.”
“Fuck you? For all this mess?”
“Yes.”
“No, I was not repeating. I just said it again.”
─C. B. TRULY MEN p.18